[NETWORK POST] Update!

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac]

Hello everyone! Happy Lunar New Year and we at Zodiac hope you've been well!

We've seen your engagement on the app this past month and we're impressed! Thanks to everyone who got involved in sorting out the situation in the Helheim gate. You all did some incredible work and we look forward to working with you in the future!

Now we understand you have a lot of questions. While there's many things we can't disclose at this time, we can clarify one thing. Everyone on this app has been flagged for abnormal spirit energy readings. We're still looking into what it means and the potential effects of it. All we really know right now is they're similar to the energy readings coming from our otherworldly guests.

We'll try to keep you updated as we learn more! In the meantime, let's end on anothe question to lighten the mood!


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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like last time, there'll be no responses from Zodiac]

Comments

[killjoyprince]

[...]

Y WOULD I DO THAT?

[higanbana]

because letting me eat all of your candy is way less of a waste than throwing away perfectly good food?

[killjoyprince]

SWEETS HARDLY COUNT AS FOOD
MAYBE THROWING IT WOULD CONVINCE THEM 2 STOP

[higanbana]

it's still a WASTE!! think of the environment!! baby sea turtles, or something!!

also, oof. seriously, people give you that stuff bc they like you. i get not liking them back, you don't actually owe anyone anything, but throwing it at them seems a bit harsh?

[killjoyprince]

'OR SOMETHING' IS VERY CONVINCING

U WOULD THINK
BUT I HAVE DONE THAT SINCE IT STARTED AND THEY STILL PERSIST

[higanbana]

listen to hell if i know what the animal-du-jour is with plastic. i think it's sea turtles?

you know... i'm willing to bet people see that behavior and either think of it as a challenge or just that you're "playing hard-to-get"

[killjoyprince]

RIDICULOUS
Y WOULD SOMEONE DO SUCH A THING?

[higanbana]

because there are people who think they're owed other people's attention, or see other people as objects to be won

and as for why THAT is, i got nothin. i'm a terrible person but even i have my limits

[killjoyprince]

ALL THE MORE REASON 2 MAKE IT CLEAR I HAVE NO INTEREST

[It'd been all fun and games for a moment. But being seen as a prize....Disgusting. How to deal with it?]

HOW WOULD U INTEND 2 COLLECT THE CHOCOLATES?

[Giving the chocolate away in front of people might work?]

[higanbana]

well, i live in one of the condos near blue fish park

i can meet you there. pretty public space, hopefully people would notice. since i'm guessing that's your intent

[killjoyprince]

THAT IS ACCEPTABLE
WHAT TIME?

I HOPE THIS DETERS THEM

[higanbana]

whatever time works best for you! i will gladly force myself out of bed in the name of candy and spiting people who can't understand the meaning of no

[killjoyprince]

VERY WELL

EARLY MORNING WOULD NOT WORK
IT NEEDS 2 B A TIME WHERE PEOPLE ARE AROUND

[higanbana]

haha how cute you think i get out of bed before 2pm

buuuut maybe that's for the best? maybe 3-4pmish... a nice time for people to be out while it's still light out

[killjoyprince]

ACCEPTABLE