[NETWORK POST] Update!

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac]

Hello everyone! Happy Lunar New Year and we at Zodiac hope you've been well!

We've seen your engagement on the app this past month and we're impressed! Thanks to everyone who got involved in sorting out the situation in the Helheim gate. You all did some incredible work and we look forward to working with you in the future!

Now we understand you have a lot of questions. While there's many things we can't disclose at this time, we can clarify one thing. Everyone on this app has been flagged for abnormal spirit energy readings. We're still looking into what it means and the potential effects of it. All we really know right now is they're similar to the energy readings coming from our otherworldly guests.

We'll try to keep you updated as we learn more! In the meantime, let's end on anothe question to lighten the mood!


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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like last time, there'll be no responses from Zodiac]

Comments

[wilder]

Yeah, I heard about all that stuff. But I'm pretty skeptical about it, since people like to slap titles like that onto people, and it's not like anyone's still around from Jesus's time to verify if he was the real deal.

[Also god is dead and religion is a scam ~ The word according to Zelos]

Haha, well I like my SINNING much better. And c'mon Ris, you can't deny there's some furry stuff that's sexy!

[higanbana]

yeah, i don't buy any of it either. everything i know is via hearing other people talk about it. which usually only serves to make them sound crazier lmaooo

and okay okay i think all of us normies have definitely had that Weird Sexual Awakening to some didnee movie or another. they need to stop making the foxes hot!!

[wilder]

It's true. I'm sure it sounds normal if you grew up with it, but from an outsider's perspective? Yikes.

Right?? What's with those foxes?? There's no way they made them hot by accident.

[higanbana]

"so yeah god sent his son down to earth so some romans could nail his hands to a piece of wood and he could slowly bleed to death! and this somehow cleansed humanity of its sins despite presumably being a pretty big sin in and of itself amen."

that is a big fucking yikes if i have ever seen one.

also YES you feel me!! SOMEONE in the animation studio has a thing for anthro foxes and frankly i support them

[wilder]

Seriously. Hard to get a bigger yikes than that.

Yeah, that's gotta be the case. Which hey, good for them! Whoever the fox furry is, they're living their best life.