[NETWORK POST] Update!

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac]

Hello everyone! Happy Lunar New Year and we at Zodiac hope you've been well!

We've seen your engagement on the app this past month and we're impressed! Thanks to everyone who got involved in sorting out the situation in the Helheim gate. You all did some incredible work and we look forward to working with you in the future!

Now we understand you have a lot of questions. While there's many things we can't disclose at this time, we can clarify one thing. Everyone on this app has been flagged for abnormal spirit energy readings. We're still looking into what it means and the potential effects of it. All we really know right now is they're similar to the energy readings coming from our otherworldly guests.

We'll try to keep you updated as we learn more! In the meantime, let's end on anothe question to lighten the mood!


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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like last time, there'll be no responses from Zodiac]

Comments

[nefilim]

Then you need your eyes checked, because everything looks good on me. 🥰

Besides, some of us do actually enjoy the single life. I know that's hard for you to imagine.

[wilder]

Are you kidding? Do you think I could get away with my lifestyle if I wasn't single? I am living my single life to the fullest!

But I'm just saying, maybe you wouldn't be so hostile to how I live if you were actually content being single.

[nefilim]

I meant single in the physical sense too. Open relationships are a thing.

Buuuuut I actually don't really care much, and it would be hypocritical for me to judge since I did the same thing for a while. I just find it funny giving you shit sometimes.

[wilder]

One night stands don't really count as relationships.

Uh huh. Well whatever you say. Not my problem if you spent Valentine's Day alone.

[nefilim]

You got someone in your bed either way. Or you're in their bed, whatever.

And again, I don't see the problem.

[Pause.]

But you do seem awfully fixated on my single status for some reason~

[wilder]

Hm?

Oh it's because I got a theory that part of your attitude stems from you badly needing to get laid. 🥰

[nefilim]

But why get laid when I can just start a fight instead? So much more satisfying. 🥰

Ooooor is this your roundabout way of offering?

1/2

[wilder]

Offering?

2/2

[wilder]

[SIGH]

No.

You're an attractive woman, Ana. And I'm an attractive guy. I'm sure it'd be hot, really hot. The kind of stuff they write erotic novels about. And I know we're both prone to making terrible life choices.

But I think we both know, deep down, that us sleeping together while being roommates is the worst possible mistake either of us could ever make.

Ever.

[nefilim]

I mean, I was actually just kidding about that.

But that is also horribly accurate and you're absolutely correct.

[wilder]

Yeah...some lines are ones that even we won't cross.

But! I'll be happy to keep an eye out for anyone who might be your type. Sassy, not religious, down for violence?

[nefilim]

True, even we have standards.

Are you actually offering to be my wingman now? But yes, exactly. Bonus points if they let me dress them up.

And if I do somehow, someway, end up dating someone you have permission to rub it in my face for days and I won't punch you for it.

[wilder]

Really? You're down with it?

[WELL NOW]

Sure sure! Give your ol' buddy Zelos a shot at hooking you up! I'll make sure to keep my standards high. Only the finest will get recommended.

[nefilim]

Sure, why not? It'll be interesting, at least.

[Not that she thinks much will come of it, but WHO KNOWS.]

Then I will place my lack of love life in your capable hands. ✨

[wilder]

Great! Just leave it to me, Zelos the master of love! 💖