[NETWORK POST] Update!

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac]

Hello everyone! Happy Lunar New Year and we at Zodiac hope you've been well!

We've seen your engagement on the app this past month and we're impressed! Thanks to everyone who got involved in sorting out the situation in the Helheim gate. You all did some incredible work and we look forward to working with you in the future!

Now we understand you have a lot of questions. While there's many things we can't disclose at this time, we can clarify one thing. Everyone on this app has been flagged for abnormal spirit energy readings. We're still looking into what it means and the potential effects of it. All we really know right now is they're similar to the energy readings coming from our otherworldly guests.

We'll try to keep you updated as we learn more! In the meantime, let's end on anothe question to lighten the mood!


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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like last time, there'll be no responses from Zodiac]

Comments

Re: UN: ZW🌹

[nonmagical]

… You know, maybe you’re right.

[She’s only catching snippets and she’s not sure if she wants to know…]

[wilder]

Yep! It's really nothing you need to know.

Also you can ignore Ana. She's always gunning for me.

[nonmagical]

She doesn't seem to want me to talk to you.

[wilder]

Yeah, not surprised.

We're roommates, so it's pretty normal for her to give me a hard time!

[nonmagical]

I'm kinda glad I don't have a roommate that does that.

[It's just her uncle and her cousin and neither of them have that kind of relationship.]

My tio just doesn't want me to see what you said apparently?

1/2

[wilder]

Yeah, be super glad. It's a serious hardship! Especially now that she's got her super strength back- she broke off the bathroom door! The bathroom door! 😩

[OH THE HUMANITY-- ok so maybe he's a little melodramatic]

[wilder]

Yeah, not surprised he wouldn't.

[Sigh, everyone's making such a big deal of this]

I got a little carried away and talked about some stuff related to the birds and the bees, if you know what I mean. Nothing you have to worry or care about for a few more years.

[nonmagical]

She sounds a bit like my sister, Luisa. She's really strong too, except I don't think she's ever tore a bathroom door.

[Hhh... she misses her sisters. Like a lot.]

I can handle a birds and the bees conversation. But... I think he just wants to protect me, that's all.

[Between him, her, and Dolores. That's the whole family. They're all each other has right now.]

[wilder]

Really? Well I hope Luisa isn't the violent type. Ana wakes up every morning ready to fight something, I swear.

[He doubts he is, a god of war isn't as fight-happy as Ana]

Yeah, he does. It's not a bad thing. And don't worry. This just means on your 18th birthday, you're in your full right to march down to his room, knock on the door, and demand he explain all this stuff to you.

[Does he think Bruno is at all equipped to handle a birds and the bees talk? Absolutely not. Does he think it'd be hilarious? Absolutely yes.]

[nonmagical]

She's not. She's a total sweetheart and very kind.

And I have parents, you know! I do plan to get back to them at some point, and I've already had the bird and bees talk with them when I was younger.

[Pepa and Felix live in their house. They had to have the talk when Mirabel was younger.]

Besides if I ask tio to give me that kind of talk I think he'd become one with the wall.

[wilder]

Ha, that's a good combination then! I knew someone like that. Much easier to handle than Ana.

[But oh right parents. It's easy to forget some people come from full loving homes]

Yeah, yeah, you're right. He probably would do exactly that. [...But it'd be funny]

[nonmagical]

My sisters are great. I hope they're not going too crazy now that I'm here.

He would and I'm not going to do that to him.

[wilder]

😩💨

Aw. Worth a shot.

[nonmagical]

Sorry. You'll have to do it yourself.

... Actually you probably shouldn't.

[She doesn't want to see her uncle become one with a wall.]

[wilder]

Yeah, it wouldn't be the same if I did.

He's safe for now.

[Until he finds another practical joke anyway]