[NETWORK POST] Update!

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac]

Hello everyone! Happy Lunar New Year and we at Zodiac hope you've been well!

We've seen your engagement on the app this past month and we're impressed! Thanks to everyone who got involved in sorting out the situation in the Helheim gate. You all did some incredible work and we look forward to working with you in the future!

Now we understand you have a lot of questions. While there's many things we can't disclose at this time, we can clarify one thing. Everyone on this app has been flagged for abnormal spirit energy readings. We're still looking into what it means and the potential effects of it. All we really know right now is they're similar to the energy readings coming from our otherworldly guests.

We'll try to keep you updated as we learn more! In the meantime, let's end on anothe question to lighten the mood!


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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like last time, there'll be no responses from Zodiac]

Comments

[nefilim]

Of coouuuuuurse, it's not like they could actually be helpful for once. 🙄 Gotta make sure we all keep working with them if we want to find out more, after all!

[higanbana]

obviously!!

i guess the only bright side here is that so far they haven't tried to use that against us to force us into free labor.

yet.

[nefilim]

Yet.

I can already see it now "Oh if you wanna know more, please do all these fucking stupid errands for us ✨✨✨"

[higanbana]

YUP i can see it too

note to zodiac: not without CASH MONEY 💰💰💰 i won't!!!

[nefilim]

EXACTLY. At least pay us for your dirty work if you're gonna be all ~ vague and mysterious ~ about it.

Honestly, considering what we went through last time, they should at least be a little more generous.

[higanbana]

for real. reaaaally hoping this month isn't Frozen Corpses Round 2, Electric Boogaloo. i don't need money THAT bad.

[nefilim]

I reaaaaaally hope not.

Wait, what if it's based on valentine's? Since we had that winter carnival last month, and then we got some icy wasteland to fight through.

[higanbana]

huh, maybe! i wonder how that would work out, though.

...hot people everywhere? a girl can dream

[nefilim]

If it's that plus chocolate everywhere I would certainly complain a lot less.

[higanbana]

dear spirit realm: chocolate & hot people dimension PLEASE AND THANKS