[NETWORK POST] Update!

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac]

Hello everyone! Happy Lunar New Year and we at Zodiac hope you've been well!

We've seen your engagement on the app this past month and we're impressed! Thanks to everyone who got involved in sorting out the situation in the Helheim gate. You all did some incredible work and we look forward to working with you in the future!

Now we understand you have a lot of questions. While there's many things we can't disclose at this time, we can clarify one thing. Everyone on this app has been flagged for abnormal spirit energy readings. We're still looking into what it means and the potential effects of it. All we really know right now is they're similar to the energy readings coming from our otherworldly guests.

We'll try to keep you updated as we learn more! In the meantime, let's end on anothe question to lighten the mood!


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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like last time, there'll be no responses from Zodiac]

Comments

un: noxxed

[sassery]

...What?

[That's it, that's the entire post. Nox is very ??????????? about this, help.]

UN: ZW🌹

[wilder]

What? Hadn't thought about it? Surely you can come up with some date idea!

[That is not what Nox is whating about and Zelos knows it. ]

[sassery]

No, what I meant was

Wait

Can EVERYONE see this?

[ZELOS YOU ARE NOT HELPING]

[wilder]

Well yeah? It's a social media app.

[sassery]

Ah, yeah, figures. I don't stay on too many of those because of work.

[Two minutes later, after persistently trying to find a way to get rid of the app-]

I can't exactly get rid of it either, looks like.

[wilder]

Nope! You're stuck with us! 💖

[sassery]

You sound like my kids. 🤣 They're all rascals on the team, this is definitely what they'd tell me during practice.

So who is this mysterious person I'm talking to, then?

[wilder]

Kids? Are you a dad or a coach?

[Cause it sounds either way]

Zelos! Just another unfortunate soul dragged into this whole debacle.

[sassery]

Coach, though I teach gym during school hours.

[Not bad! Nox prefers that Zelos went with a question rather than an assumption.]

Nox. It honestly looks like there's a lot of us in here.

[wilder]

I see, I see! That explains it.

[Let's be real he asked because Zelos has daddy issues and it would've affected his attitude towards him if he'd been a dad. In other words, Nox avoided danger without knowing it.]

It sure seems that way! And the number keeps growing and growing. It's almost like whatever's going on is getting worse.

UN: sugarcoating

[inutilis]

Very brave of you to say what we're all thinking, Nox! Bravo!

[ is he teasing


maybe, what of it ]

[sassery]

[Abel cannot see it, but Nox is definitely sighing right now.]

I mean, SOMEONE has to say it, right?

[He's not gonna acknowledge this!!! Why!!!!]

This all seems like a lot, though.

[inutilis]

Oh, I can't disagree with you in the least, honestly~! I'm not sure I like having an app on my phone I can't get rid of, never mind one that tells me I'm weird, but sometimes one must roll with the proverbial punches, you know?

Speaking of... have you noticed anything out of the ordinary, lately?

[sassery]

Better than digging your heels in, at least.

Nah, it's been pretty normal around in my apartment? No weird haircolors, nothing new in my place. I had a weird dream but that was probably because of having leftover cold Chinese food.

[inutilis]

A weird dream?

Hey, Nox - do you mind if I ask what it was about? I've been hearing some others buzzing about strange dreams, too, so I wonder if maybe there's something to it?

[sassery]

Uh, it wasn't anything special? I was just flying. [People dream about flying all the time, right?] I did a lot of tricks, but there wasn't too much else about it. I didn't recognize where I was flying over or anything.

[Oh, wait, maybe this is important? Like, two minutes later.]

I think I flew up so high the air got thinner and then I just... barrel rolled back down with no problems.

[thAT SURE IS NOT NORMAL, USUALLY THAT SHIT ISN'T A THING IN DREAMS, NOX.]

[inutilis]

That sounds absolutely and utterly nauseating~!! ✨

[ Nox...... ]

Have you dreamt about flying before, by chance? Is this the first time?

[sassery]

Really? I mean, now that you mention it, it does. But I didn't feel anything except being excited.

[It's fine. IT'S FINE.]

I mean, maybe? Not like I remember a lot of my dreams when I wake up. And this is still really vivid, for some reason.

[inutilis]

Well... I guess it wouldn't be all too kind of your brain to leave you feeling motion sick during what sounds like a rather invigorating dream about coasting through the clouds, you know? It does sound like a lot of fun on paper, anyway!

Ah, I've never been good at that whole 'deciphering dreams' business. I wonder what it means...? Maybe we could google it; is your subconscious trying to tell you something?

[sassery]

It was a lot of fun, that much I remember.

I don't think I've ever tried deciphering what dreams mean, aren't they usually just something you wish you could do in your life? Unless it has something to do with work.

[inutilis]

All I know is I once researched why I kept dreaming about babies, and apparently it means some kind of change in your life? Or maybe that you're expecting a change? I forget, now. I had weird dreams about finding a baby in a locker room at the gym, and then suddenly the baby was mine as if it had always been mine, and then I was in high school and forgot my pants in drama class with the hot teacher I had a crush on junior year and it was an entire thing, Nox, dreams are very confusing views into your deepest psyche... frightening...

Maybe you're dreaming about flying because you yearn to feel free? Or! Maybe you FEEL free and want to soar higher!!!

1/2

[sassery]

[........wat]

[sassery]

[inutilis]

Hm? That's strange, I think the rest of your text didn't come through, it just sent some kind of weird face.

But anyway, I'm sure it's nothing~! Nothing to worry about. Dreams are just dreams, right? But maybe your subconscious is trying to tell you something, Nox!

[sassery]

I don't think anything got left out, Abel. That was just a lot to... read.

Honestly? No idea. Maybe I need a vacation or something soon, I've been going at it for a few seasons now with not a lot of time off in between.