kaisoumods: (libra)
Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2026-05-14 09:27 am
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UN: Zodiac | Midmonth Update

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: May 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of May. Weirdly, it's been very quiet about that jungle competition mentioned at the start of the month. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their message and comment to it.]


Aarya Tighnari Fern
Aarya, Tighnari, and Fern have joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

In case you're wondering, the Jungle Jamboree Whatever got postponed. Apparently they had a grand prize lined up, but the person providing the prize got caught up in a controversy over a pun they made 5 years ago. So now they're all scrambling to get a new prize, since someone asked about it. Should be back next month. Maybe.

Also apparently one of you guys set fire to part of the jungle. Not surprised but stop that.

If you're itching that bad for a competition, the Pokemon Arena is holding battle tournaments this month. The prize is money or goods for your Pokemon. And if you want to go in the jungle that badly, I guess there's nothing stopping you from wandering in there on your own. I'm not liable if you get eaten.



This post is sponsored by Mognet! Get your package delivered and your legally binding marriage wherever you like!


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. ]
earthborn: (Default)

[personal profile] earthborn 2026-05-18 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Then trust me.

[Yeah, he knows. But it's still kind of funny.]

Don't worry about it.
thearchangel: (garrus telling a bad joke dot jpg)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-05-18 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
All right, all right...

But if more trees start combusting, I'm going to have to question my superior.
earthborn: (Default)

[personal profile] earthborn 2026-05-18 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Is that what I am, now?

[It's fond, sure, but she's still got a bone to pick with you.]

Pretty sure you dropped out of my chain-of-command a while ago, Mr. Vakarian.
thearchangel: (Filled out a little in two years.)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-05-18 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Mm, fair point.

Don't suppose I get some leeway for old phrases dying hard? Besides, maybe I like you commanding me.

[He... really needs to listen to himself sometimes.]
earthborn: (now is the time to fight)

[personal profile] earthborn 2026-05-18 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Noted. But not right now.

[Well, at least he gets the laugh. You're such a fucking dork.]

I knew movie night was going to backfire somehow.
thearchangel: (Awkwaaaard)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-05-18 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
...

Was it the "dying hard" line?
earthborn: (where she has taken no precautions)

[personal profile] earthborn 2026-05-18 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Old habits.

You'll get there.
thearchangel: (there goes the next shadow broker)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-05-18 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
I appreciate the confidence. I do my best.