UN: Zodiac | Midmonth Update

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: May 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of May. Weirdly, it's been very quiet about that jungle competition mentioned at the start of the month. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their message and comment to it.]



Aarya, Tighnari, and Fern have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

In case you're wondering, the Jungle Jamboree Whatever got postponed. Apparently they had a grand prize lined up, but the person providing the prize got caught up in a controversy over a pun they made 5 years ago. So now they're all scrambling to get a new prize, since someone asked about it. Should be back next month. Maybe.

Also apparently one of you guys set fire to part of the jungle. Not surprised but stop that.

If you're itching that bad for a competition, the Pokemon Arena is holding battle tournaments this month. The prize is money or goods for your Pokemon. And if you want to go in the jungle that badly, I guess there's nothing stopping you from wandering in there on your own. I'm not liable if you get eaten.



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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. ]

Comments

video; un: bakusetsuou 1/2

[hotheaded]

WHAT???

[hotheaded]

[Oh wait, actually.]

So what, we're allowed to fight those weird animals?

video; UN: Thorn

[poisontippedcure]

I believe they were clear, there’s no reason to throw a tantrum.

And…no? I believe you are only allowed to fight those “weird animals” with your own “weird animals.”

video; un: hextechnician

[hexcrafter]

[slowly looking over his shoulder to where a Tinkaton is violently shaping some metal pieces with her enormous brass hammer:]

...I wouldn't.

text; izooku

[nonsenseprince]

Please don't explode a pokemon, let them do the exploding.

video; un: lycaon

[paraselenic]

Katsuki.

[The boy's loud volume does make his ears fold down, but he seems unfazed otherwise.]

Would you by any chance be responsible for the damage done to the Jungle in question?

[hotheaded]

[Here's Bakugou, angrily going back to washing his stupid car while his stupid phone is still replying to things. This is why you can't trust a bug to help you bitch.

... but either way, he's flinching to a stop at that callout in the voice that haunts him on this damn app.]

.............. it was ages ago. [It really wasn't, child.]

And it was just a few vines. I handled it.

[He's just going to very resolutely keep scrubbing at that spot on his car.]

text; un: agaricus

[mycologia]

[Considering his previous question on the post two weeks earlier was met with radio silence, Tighnari is dying from not-surprise.]

If there's any lesson to be learned from this endeavor, it's to always question when the prize isn't listed upfront.


As for the jungle, I'm offering my skills in Plant Healing to see if I can help it recover. Depending on when it happened, it might be too late, but someone apparently didn't get the memo that plants are flammable.

text; un: bakusatsuou

[hotheaded]

it was just one tree
wasn't even that much
AND the tree didn't burn down

they're just idiots probably trying to milk higher premiums outta me

[He truly is adjusting to America, being 1716 and knowing about insurance premiums.]

[mycologia]

[Tighnari notices that username right away and his brow perks.]

..You know, it probably would've helped your case more if you didn't name yourself 'King Explosion Murder'.

Best if I check out the jungle anyway. If this contest is postponed I better see what I'm up against. The quicker I win, the quicker it's over, and no one gets hurt or tries to make an interspecies friendship with a jaguar.

text; un: photocutie

[trailblazingspirit]

[There's a picture of Yanqing the Kubfu in the middle of training, looking smug at the camera. In the background, a training dummy lies on the ground, having made enough of an impact to make a small crater in the yard.]

Wish us luck, guys! Yanqing's going for the top prize in the arena. He says he'll take on all comers and win handily.

I'm a little worried he's going to take it really badly when he loses. Any advice for cheering up a Kubfu?

text; un: doordasher

[doublethumbsup]

uhhhhh i was gonna say maybe wrestle with him but like
if he does THAT then maybe not

[trailblazingspirit]

Hahaha yeah I'm really good at fighting but I'm not that good. I did the training montage already, I'm not doing it again.

Honestly I might just give him a matcha latte if he loses.

video: un; archangel

[thearchangel]

So… we’re just starting forest fires now?

Who’s bright idea was that?

video ★ un: Shepard

[earthborn]

Not me this time.

[thearchangel]

This time?

You set a lot of forests on fire here, Shepard?

UN: hikari-vi | Text

[whiteshroud]

Good luck if you battle pokemon. Be mindful of your Pokemon types and make sure you go with a varied team and plenty of healing items.

It's too bad about the jungle competition, I was planning to take part, but I'm curious what's in there.

text; un: doordasher

[doublethumbsup]

u were gonna jungle adventure??

what about a honeymoon??
shouldnt u be on a beach or
something??

text; un: doordasher

[doublethumbsup]

lmao a pun controversy??
dude how bad WAS it??
I gotta know now



also Heyyyyy good luck in the pokemon fights my guys!!!

video; un: antiva

[mmmleather]

Battle arena?

I did not think this world had gladiator competitions… or is it cock fighting? I am not sure.

Either way! It sounds like fun!

text; un: preciousjade

[taixuhuanjing]

Ummmm. Helloooooo

I need to speak with someone in charge please, it's urgent~

I'm REALLY not supposed to install things on this device, but I can't get rid of this app!! I think it may be broken

text, un: jingnyan

[pranas]

[ ah, another person has been swept up by the app and all it's mystica─

hold on a second, he knows the person in that picture. ]

Hong Lu?

[taixuhuanjing]

[ There's only one person in the whole wide world that could be. ... Okay, maybe two. But only one Hong Lu knows. ]

元元?

How fortunate! Do you know how I can fix this?

text; un: doordasher

[doublethumbsup]

oh yah that happens
its ok tho!

its maaaaagical
dont worry tho nobodys gonna get mad

im hermes :D hi

text; un: wings2fly

[uttertomeyourideal]

I am afraid this app is more comparable to that which one might describe as 'malware'. It is, most assuredly, not ideal. Perhaps with a 2nd device, a 'burner phone' if you will, one may have it transferred? I cannot say I have tested it as such.

[There's something about this individual that stirs something in the mind for Yi Sang, something on the tip of the tongue almost.]

...This is often the herald of arrival to this town. Poor as such an introduction of this app is, you are deserved a welcome to Kaisou.