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kaisou2026-04-20 09:35 pm
wiseoldbartender) wrote in kaisou2026-04-20 09:35 pm
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video: un: bar_cat75
WHO: Husk and you!
WHERE: Gemini
WHEN: At about 2:30am on Monday morning
WHAT: Party Cat
WARNINGS: Husk's general pottymouth.
[ Normally when Husk appears on the network at stupid hours of the night, it means he's got some horrible (and weirdly sexual) prophecy to dump on you all with all the bedside manner of a drowned possum. He looks like he's been roused from sleep, given what a mess his fur is. He looks extremely annoyed, but that's pretty regular for him too.]
I got woken up by this bitch-ass thing and I need to know what the hell to do to make it go away. I tried picking it up and tossing it outta the window, but it just appeared back again.
[He turns the camera to where a little cat is crawling all over his bed. It turns to face the camera and utters one, single word: ]
Party
[Husk pinches the bridge of his muzzle, exhaling sharply. ]
No. I don't wanna party with you, you little fuckass. Piss off. [He focuses back on the camera again.] So, has anyone dealt with one of these before? The fuck do I do to get rid of it?
WHERE: Gemini
WHEN: At about 2:30am on Monday morning
WHAT: Party Cat
WARNINGS: Husk's general pottymouth.
[ Normally when Husk appears on the network at stupid hours of the night, it means he's got some horrible (and weirdly sexual) prophecy to dump on you all with all the bedside manner of a drowned possum. He looks like he's been roused from sleep, given what a mess his fur is. He looks extremely annoyed, but that's pretty regular for him too.]
I got woken up by this bitch-ass thing and I need to know what the hell to do to make it go away. I tried picking it up and tossing it outta the window, but it just appeared back again.
[He turns the camera to where a little cat is crawling all over his bed. It turns to face the camera and utters one, single word: ]
Party
[Husk pinches the bridge of his muzzle, exhaling sharply. ]
No. I don't wanna party with you, you little fuckass. Piss off. [He focuses back on the camera again.] So, has anyone dealt with one of these before? The fuck do I do to get rid of it?
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Or perhaps I am simply special, and they do it just to see my handsome face. Hm. One wonders.
[No they don't.]
It is nothing. Though, it is funny I know these things better than you.
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[ He's going to bite you. He's going to bite you. ]
Look, it ain't my fault I got a stupid fuckin' high tech phone that don't make any sense! I can't work this shit.
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[He will bite you back!! ... Significantly less effective, but still.]
Do you not have children? Can they not teach you?