text; un: doordasher

[doublethumbsup]

WHO: Hermes
WHERE: Network: Libra
WHEN: 3:33 AM - 4/5
WHAT: Serious Questions
WARNINGS: Hermes Logic


did
did anybody else get fancy kitkats

from a bird?
i thought easter was like
a rabbit

wasnt there a big rabbit at one point????
is it not the easter rabbit anymore is it

the easter mocking bird ?

i mean i guess that makes more sense birds lay eggs rabbits dont








right?

Comments

Text ★ un: Shepard

[earthborn]

Eggs come from birds, usually. I wasn't going to overthink it.

Free food, right?

[doublethumbsup]

USUALLY lmfao
i kno right
like here ANYTHING could

so im like
is this
is this really a bird?? with candy

cause i swear there was a rabbit last time

text; un: lightkeeper

[lanternae]

Delightful, isn't it?

[He might be a bit biased, seeing as Mockingbird is his son's merry band of followers.]

It seems our Mockingbird has stolen the holiday from the Easter Bunny himself.

[doublethumbsup]

oh yah no complaints!!
im just a little ???

OKAY SO I WASNT IMAGINING IT
there WAS a bunny!

[lanternae]

You are most certainly correct. He does exist, and it seems his turf is being encroached on now.

Did you enjoy the gift? I received two flavours.

[doublethumbsup]

man i hope this isnt gonna be a turf war
or something

whaaaaaaaaaaat
2???
what were they???

Un; Soliel - text

[myriadeclipse]

Did you eat it?

[doublethumbsup]

uhhhhhhh thinking about it???

its wrapped and stuff

[myriadeclipse]

Then you shouldn't hesitate. It's only right when receiving gifts to enjoy them to the fullest.

Especially from this new Easter Bird.

un: shroud | text

[whiteshroud]

The Easter Bunny is real and active.

Mockingbird is something else.

[doublethumbsup]

ok well if the pope says so then
i mean
easters a
you holiday too right

[whiteshroud]

I'm not the Pope.

But yes. It's one of our holidays.

un: petaltothemetal

[blossominghopes]

There's definitely a bunny and I don't think that's changed at all... Maybe the bird just wanted to help out in their own way!

[Hehe.]

Btw what flavor did you get? I got royal milk tea!

[doublethumbsup]

u think the bunny got like
outside help this year ?

OHHHHHHHHHHHH MAN that sounds SO GOOD
i got apple cinnamon :D

[blossominghopes]

It's totally possible! It's gotta be a lot of work, right? Maybe the bunny has a friend who decided to not let them do all the work on their own.

Oh, those sound great! I can bring you a package of the royal milk tea if you want to try them? These are good and all, but 15 packages is a lot of kit-kats

text: un:kore:

[aslowburn]

Yes. I got them. It looked like the sort of gifts one would receive from the mob. Especially with a name like "Mockingbird" attached. They're likely illegal.

[doublethumbsup]

candy isnt illegal perse

[aslowburn]

No? So you think they bought enough candy to give out to the entire app? In vast quantities? Just out of the goodness of their hearts, without even putting their true names to it?

text: un:idontcare

[jaxoff]

If the rabbit is yellow and looks like he's gazing into the abyss of death and misery, that's just my Uncle Brian. If you eat anything he gives you, you've only got yourself to blame for whatever happens to you after. That man's not well. Dad's trying to get him help.

[doublethumbsup]

... dude

is ur family ok?
i mean
im in the greek pantheron lol so no room to talk but

are they ok?

[jaxoff]

Dude. We're cursed to be rabbits. Of course we're not okay.

text; un: lycaon

[paraselenic]

An Easter Mockingbird, you say.

I seem to have been graced by its presence while I was off on a trip. I must say egg is rather ornate, and well crafted.

As for flavour, I received Japanese Plum.

[doublethumbsup]

man everybodys going on vacations lmao
i missed a memo

oh arent those like
super sour?

[paraselenic]

If you are referring to Hugo, we went together. The waning Earth element was rough on him last month, so it was nice to get him out of the house.

[And overseas apparently.]

These do have a tangy taste to them, it's quite refreshing.

text; un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

I had some land on my doorstep as well! Let me tell you, it's been a bloody trial keeping all of it away from a pack of animals who think it's their special treats.

They're lemon crisps, if you wanted to know.