text; un: doordasher

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WHO: Hermes
WHERE: Network: Libra
WHEN: 3:33 AM - 4/5
WHAT: Serious Questions
WARNINGS: Hermes Logic


did
did anybody else get fancy kitkats

from a bird?
i thought easter was like
a rabbit

wasnt there a big rabbit at one point????
is it not the easter rabbit anymore is it

the easter mocking bird ?

i mean i guess that makes more sense birds lay eggs rabbits dont








right?

Comments

Text ★ un: Shepard

[earthborn]

Eggs come from birds, usually. I wasn't going to overthink it.

Free food, right?

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USUALLY lmfao
i kno right
like here ANYTHING could

so im like
is this
is this really a bird?? with candy

cause i swear there was a rabbit last time

text; un: lightkeeper

[lanternae]

Delightful, isn't it?

[He might be a bit biased, seeing as Mockingbird is his son's merry band of followers.]

It seems our Mockingbird has stolen the holiday from the Easter Bunny himself.

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oh yah no complaints!!
im just a little ???

OKAY SO I WASNT IMAGINING IT
there WAS a bunny!

Un; Soliel - text

[myriadeclipse]

Did you eat it?

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uhhhhhhh thinking about it???

its wrapped and stuff

[myriadeclipse]

Then you shouldn't hesitate. It's only right when receiving gifts to enjoy them to the fullest.

Especially from this new Easter Bird.

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did u get some?

ive never heard of this kind before
its cool and everything i guess im just confused

theeeeeeeeeeeeeen again thats uhhhh
not NOT normal for me lol

[lanternae]

You are most certainly correct. He does exist, and it seems his turf is being encroached on now.

Did you enjoy the gift? I received two flavours.

[myriadeclipse]

I did. I was away on a trip and came back to a surprise of neapolitan kitkats.
Truth be told, I didn't know they had a flavor like this.
Maybe this Easter Bird is declaring war on the Bunny?
Who can really say in a place like this.

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man i hope this isnt gonna be a turf war
or something

whaaaaaaaaaaat
2???
what were they???

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oh thats SICK
are they good???
i got like apple pie kind and they kind of rule?

man
i hope not
we already had a big fight this year i dunno if i wanna see bird vs bunny
thats like
what looney tunes is for

[lanternae]

[He was about to type that birds and rabbits are not inherently natural enemies but.

Hawks. Falcons. Eagles. Suspiciously clever Gulls.]

It should be fine.

[Most likely.]

I received Amaou Strawberry and Salt Lychee Kitkats. I must truly be treasured by the Easter Bird.

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[Birds man. What even are they.]

dude i hope so
after the big february fight im like
SO DONE with fighting

whats
whats an aomu strawberry?
lychee sounds good tho

[myriadeclipse]

They are.
I didn't think Kitkats had it in them to actually know what flavor is.

We did have a big fight this year, but you who knows.
Maybe there's some secret easter lore we don't know.
A shunned little brother?
School rival?
Love rival?

[lanternae]

Perhaps it is simply a game. Like keepaway but with Easter's gift giving.

From my experience, amaou strawberries are a very high quality fruit from Japan. How does one put it. They are the cream of the crop when it comes to strawberries.

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[whiteshroud]

The Easter Bunny is real and active.

Mockingbird is something else.

un: petaltothemetal

[blossominghopes]

There's definitely a bunny and I don't think that's changed at all... Maybe the bird just wanted to help out in their own way!

[Hehe.]

Btw what flavor did you get? I got royal milk tea!

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[aslowburn]

Yes. I got them. It looked like the sort of gifts one would receive from the mob. Especially with a name like "Mockingbird" attached. They're likely illegal.

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[jaxoff]

If the rabbit is yellow and looks like he's gazing into the abyss of death and misery, that's just my Uncle Brian. If you eat anything he gives you, you've only got yourself to blame for whatever happens to you after. That man's not well. Dad's trying to get him help.

text; un: lycaon

[paraselenic]

An Easter Mockingbird, you say.

I seem to have been graced by its presence while I was off on a trip. I must say egg is rather ornate, and well crafted.

As for flavour, I received Japanese Plum.

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thatd be like
SO MUCH BETTER than a fight
tag ur it kinda thing

whoa
and they made them into a kitkat???

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yeah i knowwwww
i like weird candy just fine but
they just all kinda taste like the same kinda chocolate
or just
SWEET!!!!!!
u know?

...
u think the easter bunny and the easter bird are trying to date the same
other
holiday creature?

[doublethumbsup]

ok well if the pope says so then
i mean
easters a
you holiday too right

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u think the bunny got like
outside help this year ?

OHHHHHHHHHHHH MAN that sounds SO GOOD
i got apple cinnamon :D