UN: Zodiac | March into March!

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[March, as usual, roars in like a lion. The winds pick up, causing a blustery night as the spirit vein switches to hues of green. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]



Katsuki and Izuku have joined the app. Say hi everyone!




[The post then continues on.]

Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

Happy March everyone! While I deeply don't appreciate my coworkers blocking my accesss to this account for the past month, I am thrilled to see that the crisis that occurred was dealt with! Zodiac is currently also doing their own investigations, and the offer to cover any medical or therapy bills that resulted from this is still open!

Moving on, with March arriving that means spring has sprung! And anyone who has been in this city during the spring will know that in addition to the warm weather.... we tend to get visits from the Fae. As such, we'd like to give a word of caution. Please avoid doing anything that would evoke a Fae curse, as the only way to undo such a curse is to convince the Fae to undo it themselves which... well, none of us have had any luck with that.

But don't worry if you do get cursed! You can still live a happy and full life! Our colleague Ed was cursed to have a horse head a few years ago, and he's doing extremely well these days! I can hardly what his human face even looks like anymore!

Well that's all for now! Have a wonderful spring!




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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone.]

[OOC Note: If you haven't responded to AC, you still have until 11:59am EST today to do so! Once you do, you'll be removed from this post. ]

Comments

text, un: devilhunter

[advivo]

terrible horrible this a fuckass question 0/10
give me back the sarcastic one

text; un: snowy

[kaio]

Uh... no offense— but why is that even a question?

[lanternae]

I have seen this many times before, Phainon.

Those who are most in need of help will often redirect the question onto others to either try to justify their own need of that help, or to prove to themselves that they are, in fact, more normal by comparison.

I believe it's called 'projection'.

text | un: kni

[ornamentals]

Is there even a point to therapy? Human psychology can't really be that complex to necessitate it.

text | un: silhouetto

[threebetrayals]

Wow, speciest much?

text; un: doordasher

[doublethumbsup]

i mean yah its helpful

up until a point where you gotta figure out if you can tell your therapist if ur a greek god incarnate or if theyre gonna look at you weird
or yknow
worse

text; un: lightkeeper

[lanternae]

I would like to request a revision to this bulletin, if I may.

Could I please be excluded from that warning?

'the Fae excluding Flins' will suffice.


That's all. You may proceed with your invasive questions.

UN: hikari-vi | Voice-to-Text

[whiteshroud]

Grandpa, not to put you on blast...

But you did curse several people over Christmas.

text; un: snowy

[kaio]

We literally saw you in our seer predictions, Flins. I don't think we can exclude you this time.

Text ★ un: Shepard

[earthborn]

Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty, am I right?

[He is 100% guilty and she knows it, but fuck the police. They gotta catch you first, or it ain't no crime, them's the rules.]

Some people.

Text; UN; Semmelweis

[duskmelody]

I have nothing against therapists, if only they would stop prying. Always bragging about their mental strength, forcing their help onto others, and perhaps worst of all, carrying that mirror with them. If they stop doing all that, I may just come to... respect them.

text; un: flowerviewingdango

[nogitsunetsuki]

what is therapy? ∘ ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) ?

voice | un: silhouetto

[threebetrayals]

You're a fucking idiot.

un: tm149

[goodolrika]

An idiot who's learned nothing from the parents question, at that.

text | un: laluna

[crisantemo]

this is almost as bad as the question about parents

text, un: thedancer

[dancedwithplenty]

almost
the parents question was a low that'll be hard to beat

buuuut clearly nothing has been learned

Text; UN; BossLady

[clawsomeproprietress]

I’m not touching that question.

Okay onto more important things. I am holding a massive St Patricks day party at Chateau De Minuit. There will be a poker tournament, dance floor, bar with themed drinks both alcoholic and non-alcoholic, and even a prize drawing at the end of the night to wrap things up. Be there, I am sure people could use some levity.

text; un: flowerviewingdango

[nogitsunetsuki]

oh oh oh!!! a party!!

of COURSE Miss Sparkle will be there!!!

I might even bring some surprises of my own ( ` ꒳ ´ )✧

text; un: hextechnician

[hexcrafter]

janna's fucking mercy, janet, why.

text | un: chaosraccoon

[actnormal]

Does no one screen these?

text; un: bottlecapboi

[bottlecapboi]

this feels like a trap.

anyway, i'm just looking forward to things warming up. screw winter.

text; un: lycaon

[paraselenic]

Your tact is as sterling as ever, Miss Janet.

No one is under any obligation to answer her. In fact, I highly suggest you do not.

1/???? he's having a normal time

[hotheaded]

[You know, Bakugou's getting really annoyed at these random chimes coming from his phone. Every time, so far, he's just hit ignore, dismissed the notification. But this time? This time, the damn thing won't shut up.

This time, it really wants to die.

So, he's pulled up the damn app, is clicking on the damn post, and what does he see? What does he see up there at the top, right next to his own name?]

2/???

[hotheaded]

un: izooku; text

[nonsenseprince]

Do people here need therapy that much...?

[ARE YOU GUYS OKAY...????]

text | un: chaosraccoon

[actnormal]

It's a long story

text; un: doordasher

[doublethumbsup]

WHOA WHOA WHOA
HOLD UP

JANET??? WHAT THE HELL MAN??

ok heres a better question
- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT BOBA?


SEE???? that wasnt that hard

text | un: chaosraccoon

[actnormal]

Boba ftw

text; un: archangel

[thearchangel]

Damn. I've met tabloid reporters with more tact.

How does this woman still have a job?

[hexcrafter]

i wish we knew

UN: MusicologyMinor

[youwouldntdownloada]

I'm training to be a therapist and I think I can pretty easily say this is the worst way to tell someone to see a therapist...

Text ★ un: Shepard

[earthborn]

Well, I felt better about it before seeing that question, that's for sure.