kaisoumods: (libra)
Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2026-02-28 02:28 pm
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UN: Zodiac | March into March!

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[March, as usual, roars in like a lion. The winds pick up, causing a blustery night as the spirit vein switches to hues of green. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]


Katsuki Izuku
Katsuki and Izuku have joined the app. Say hi everyone!





[The post then continues on.]

Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

Happy March everyone! While I deeply don't appreciate my coworkers blocking my accesss to this account for the past month, I am thrilled to see that the crisis that occurred was dealt with! Zodiac is currently also doing their own investigations, and the offer to cover any medical or therapy bills that resulted from this is still open!

Moving on, with March arriving that means spring has sprung! And anyone who has been in this city during the spring will know that in addition to the warm weather.... we tend to get visits from the Fae. As such, we'd like to give a word of caution. Please avoid doing anything that would evoke a Fae curse, as the only way to undo such a curse is to convince the Fae to undo it themselves which... well, none of us have had any luck with that.

But don't worry if you do get cursed! You can still live a happy and full life! Our colleague Ed was cursed to have a horse head a few years ago, and he's doing extremely well these days! I can hardly what his human face even looks like anymore!

Well that's all for now! Have a wonderful spring!




This post is sponsored by Fantasy Costco! Now open in the Crystal Tower, find the magical items you need, in bulk!


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone.]

[OOC Note: If you haven't responded to AC, you still have until 11:59am EST today to do so! Once you do, you'll be removed from this post. ]
advivo: (pic#16391639)

text, un: devilhunter

[personal profile] advivo 2026-02-28 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
terrible horrible this a fuckass question 0/10
give me back the sarcastic one
kaio: (pic#17989415)

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[personal profile] kaio 2026-02-28 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh... no offense— but why is that even a question?
ornamentals: (26 (teen))

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[personal profile] ornamentals 2026-02-28 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Is there even a point to therapy? Human psychology can't really be that complex to necessitate it.
lanternae: (28)

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[personal profile] lanternae 2026-02-28 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I would like to request a revision to this bulletin, if I may.

Could I please be excluded from that warning?

'the Fae excluding Flins' will suffice.


That's all. You may proceed with your invasive questions.
Edited 2026-02-28 20:48 (UTC)
duskmelody: (pic#18245932)

Text; UN; Semmelweis

[personal profile] duskmelody 2026-02-28 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I have nothing against therapists, if only they would stop prying. Always bragging about their mental strength, forcing their help onto others, and perhaps worst of all, carrying that mirror with them. If they stop doing all that, I may just come to... respect them.
nogitsunetsuki: (As you shoot across the sky)

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[personal profile] nogitsunetsuki 2026-02-28 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
what is therapy? ∘ ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) ?
threebetrayals: (Bitching and Complaining)

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[personal profile] threebetrayals 2026-02-28 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You're a fucking idiot.
threebetrayals: (Mocking You~)

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[personal profile] threebetrayals 2026-02-28 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, speciest much?
crisantemo: (i can't let it go)

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[personal profile] crisantemo 2026-02-28 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
this is almost as bad as the question about parents
lanternae: (37)

[personal profile] lanternae 2026-02-28 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I have seen this many times before, Phainon.

Those who are most in need of help will often redirect the question onto others to either try to justify their own need of that help, or to prove to themselves that they are, in fact, more normal by comparison.

I believe it's called 'projection'.
clawsomeproprietress: (pic#18124121)

Text; UN; BossLady

[personal profile] clawsomeproprietress 2026-02-28 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I’m not touching that question.

Okay onto more important things. I am holding a massive St Patricks day party at Chateau De Minuit. There will be a poker tournament, dance floor, bar with themed drinks both alcoholic and non-alcoholic, and even a prize drawing at the end of the night to wrap things up. Be there, I am sure people could use some levity.
ornamentals: (44 (teen))

[personal profile] ornamentals 2026-02-28 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I stand by it.
nogitsunetsuki: (Come on let your colors burst)

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[personal profile] nogitsunetsuki 2026-02-28 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
oh oh oh!!! a party!!

of COURSE Miss Sparkle will be there!!!

I might even bring some surprises of my own ( ` ꒳ ´ )✧
threebetrayals: (Bor~ing)

[personal profile] threebetrayals 2026-02-28 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
How close minded and ignorant of you~
hexcrafter: (that day never came)

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[personal profile] hexcrafter 2026-02-28 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
janna's fucking mercy, janet, why.
bottlecapboi: (uhhh)

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[personal profile] bottlecapboi 2026-02-28 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
this feels like a trap.

anyway, i'm just looking forward to things warming up. screw winter.
actnormal: (Sus Side Eye)

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[personal profile] actnormal 2026-02-28 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Does no one screen these?
hexcrafter: (movin' out to the country)

[personal profile] hexcrafter 2026-02-28 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
take a wild guess
paraselenic: icon by kiku for me dns (11 | Annoyed)

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[personal profile] paraselenic 2026-02-28 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Your tact is as sterling as ever, Miss Janet.

No one is under any obligation to answer her. In fact, I highly suggest you do not.
ornamentals: (17 (teen))

[personal profile] ornamentals 2026-02-28 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I am intimately familiar with the levels of complexity humanity has to offer.

Touching grass would be more beneficial than anything therapy might have to offer them.
Edited 2026-02-28 21:09 (UTC)
threebetrayals: (Heh)

[personal profile] threebetrayals 2026-02-28 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Obviously you're not if you don't think human psychology is that complex. Get off Reddit.
actnormal: (Thoughtful)

[personal profile] actnormal 2026-02-28 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Didn't Zodiac get nearly sued last time??
hexcrafter: (what emotion is it)

[personal profile] hexcrafter 2026-02-28 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
you would think we might learn

apparently not

while i definitely do not know who blocked her from the app and certainly had nothing to do with it, she might prove less of a liability if it happened more often
whiteshroud: (jun03)

UN: hikari-vi | Voice-to-Text

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2026-02-28 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Grandpa, not to put you on blast...

But you did curse several people over Christmas.
lanternae: (58)

[personal profile] lanternae 2026-02-28 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
And I have apologized to everyone affected as promised, have I not?

Therefore, I am 'built different'.

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