video: un:trienemybest

[droptheious]

WHO: Varian and you!
WHERE: Gemini app!
WHEN: Late May
WHAT: Getting weird stuff from the Goodwill
WARNINGS: None!

[It's rare Varian makes a post on the network to the app at large, but something has come up and he figures it's a good idea to... check. When the video pops on, his hairstripe is a worem which keeps wriggling around on his head. He seems to be doing his very best to ignore it.]

Uh. Hey- hey guys. I've got a quick question. I know that we've had some uh... old world stuff cropping up this month. [He does NOT wanna get into that, that had been a pretty damn bad time.] But I was wondering if anyone found items from their old worlds or... past lives or whatever, too?

[ He holds up a big red book with a sun emblem emblazoned across the front.]

This is the journal of King Herz Der Sonne. It's... it's an artefact from the world I come from. It's uh... kind of like a history book but with... secrets of Corona in it. Also people sign their names in it to proclaim their love for one another. That's- that's a whole thing.

A-anyway. It's one of the most guarded things in my world so I'm- uh- really confused that it somehow showed up here? I was wondering if anyone else had something like this show up in that weird store too? Just in case it's some... new epidemic or something.

Comments

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[droptheious]

[ Oh, Hermes, you sweet blessed idiot. ]

Hermes. Hermes, no. He's a god. He's literally a god, Hermes.

I mean. Another god. He's lived a LONG time. At one of those points, he was Shakespeare.

[doublethumbsup]

uh yah? so am i?

oh
so wait
why did he invent starbucks if he was shakespeare ???

[droptheious]

Yes, I know! But so is he. Just not... Greek.

I.

I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't even know how to start to answer that one.

I think his name is just. Venti. Not

Not the drink.

[doublethumbsup]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh okay
i get it

[DO THEY???]





so can he like
sue them for using his name or?

[droptheious]

[ Varian is so lost right now. He regrets so much that brought him here. ]

I... honestly don't know about the legal system to even guess that one.

[doublethumbsup]

[Sorry Varian.]

ohhh yeah you know??

me either lol

[droptheious]

[ It's fine, he brought this upon himself. He only had himself to blame. ]

I'm sure there's like.

Books on it? I never really got into the law side of things.

[ Something about being on the wrong end of the justice system really does sour a person to that it turns out! ]

From my understanding of big future corporations, he probably wouldn't get very far.

[doublethumbsup]

[Good job, Varian.]

maybe theres like
big corporation law for dummies

or something
cause lol idk if ci can get through a big ol book about that kinda thing

[droptheious]

I... guess so? I expect there's a big book for just about anything these days.

Or Google. Though I prefer the old fashioned way.

[doublethumbsup]

o yah!!! google!
hold up








... google has failed :(

[droptheious]

[He doesn't know what he expected honestly. ]

Oh. I guess it's books then.

[doublethumbsup]

i guess i gotta make friends with more book people...

i mean
we're friends!!! but i dont wanna just be like

LOL HEY VARIAN TELL ME BOOK STUFF
all the time
thats like
rude

[droptheious]

Hah. I don't mind, Hermes. I can always find time to help you with... book stuff. I like books. It's never a problem. That's what friends are for, right? Helping each other out.

[doublethumbsup]

oh no i get that dude i just
dont wanna be like

YOOOOOO VARIAN EXPLAIN wARS IN PIECE TO MEEEE
at 3am

you got a life dude lol

[droptheious]

I mean, true. How about this, I won't do all the research for you, but if you ever need pointing in the right direction? I can help with that. Does that sound fair?

[doublethumbsup]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok
ok cool!

that works!

[droptheious]

Great! Then it's a deal!

[doublethumbsup]

deal!

u cant see it but im givin u the biggest FINGERGUNS

[droptheious]

Ha ha. I think I can imagine them.