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[threebetrayals]

WHO: Kuni and you
WHERE: Gemini
WHEN: End of April
WHAT: WHY DID THE CAT COME OUT OF AN EGG??
WARNINGS: Angry Kuni

[The video opens on a a cat sitting in eggshells.

The video pans to one very confused and angry Kunikaki.]

Does anyone want to tell me how and why a cat came out of an egg? I got it from the Goodwill and was trying to find out what kind of egg it was and then...this happened.

Ski?

Someone answer my question, or I'm tossing it out because it might be a monster.

Comments

[threebetrayals]

It's a cat that came out of an egg, not a progeny.

[mauks]

It is your cat, my dear. Your progeny. Don't toss it out in the cold, abandon it to a cold and terrified fate.

[threebetrayals]

It's a cat. It's not a child!

[mauks]

It was just born! It is a child!

[threebetrayals]

It's already tried to eat my herb garden, it's fine!

[mauks]

Then feed it! You are such a terrible parent, how could you starve such a precious child!

[threebetrayals]

There are three bowls of food around the house because we're a cat haven, apparently. It's fine!

[mauks]

Have you ever thought maybe it doesn't eat that kind of food?

[threebetrayals]

It was eating it just fine a few minutes ago.

[mauks]

Clearly the food was not up to standard if it decided to go eat your herb garden.

[threebetrayals]

It shouldn't have eaten an entire bowl, then.