video | gemini | un: silhouetto

[threebetrayals]

WHO: Kuni and you
WHERE: Gemini
WHEN: End of April
WHAT: WHY DID THE CAT COME OUT OF AN EGG??
WARNINGS: Angry Kuni

[The video opens on a a cat sitting in eggshells.

The video pans to one very confused and angry Kunikaki.]

Does anyone want to tell me how and why a cat came out of an egg? I got it from the Goodwill and was trying to find out what kind of egg it was and then...this happened.

Ski?

Someone answer my question, or I'm tossing it out because it might be a monster.

Comments

un: violetsmoke; video

[infezione]

Oh. That's a Pokemon. That kind of just happens with them.

[As he says this, he has an egg in his lap with his Charcadet sitting next to him.]

[threebetrayals]

[. . .]

That is a cat. Cats are mammals.

[infezione]

Yeah.

[Sipping his water.]

All Pokemon come from eggs, regardless if they're something that logically comes from an egg, a mammal, a plant, or an animate object.

[threebetrayals]

What the fuck.

[infezione]

I don't know either. But yeah, it's honestly nothing to worry about, all things considered.

[... He is going to send a Skitty care guide over, though.]

[threebetrayals]

[...oh. Huh. Kuni nods--he got it and that is his level of thanks.]

At least it'll get along with the stray cats that love our house...

[infezione]

Yeah? Good. At least that's one less thing to worry about there. If you need any more resources on caring for Pokemon, let me know!

video, un: jingnyan

[pranas]

[ :3 ]

That is a pokemon. Specifically a Skitty.

[ he is so helpful. ]

[threebetrayals]

That doesn't answer the egg question, you know.

[pranas]

Pokemon reproduce via eggs, it is quite normal.

[threebetrayals]

That is a mammal.

[pranas]

[ he just laughs. ]

Pokemon are distinctly different from the cats and dogs you would find around the city. [ he shifts and a Shinx leaps up into his lap. ] They don't follow the same natural laws that our mammals do.

[threebetrayals]

Why.

[pranas]

Why not?

[threebetrayals]

[Grrrr]

Who are you again?

[pranas]

Jing Yuan, a pleasure to meet you.

[threebetrayals]

And why should I trust you about this cat?

[pranas]

Because I am a member of PokeGo. [ he gives his Shinx a scratch on the top of it's head and the mass of white fur behind him moving slightly. ] My focus is the care of these majestic creatures. It would be difficult to care for them if I had no basic knowledge of them.

[threebetrayals]

That's never stopped people before. Still, what you're saying matches up with the other guy so I guess I'll believe you.

un: ragna

[centralfiction]

[There is no Tsuki on screen. Just his big fat purple cat thing.

But Ragna could be heard while his Purugly happily bappilys at the phone.]

Yeah, just wait till the little shit starts moving faster than you can grab it from the pantry. It coming from an egg will be the least of your problems.

[112 Base Speed ain't nothing to fuck with.]

[threebetrayals]

I can fly, Tsuki. I can outspeed a cat. Unlike you.

[centralfiction]

Yeah, so can I dipshit. You're not gonna fly inside an apartment so fast to out speed a cat Pokemon with its stupid face neck deep in a box of rice crackers.

[Yes, this has happened. He did not fly. He only saved like a quarter of the rice crackers.]

[threebetrayals]

Put the rice crackers in a fancy container it can't open. Duh.

[centralfiction]

It's smarter than a regular cat only when it comes to food. Dumb as a sack of rocks otherwise-- hey! Don't scratch the screen, idiot!

[Ragna is now confiscating the phone from his Purugly who made a very sad meowing sound at him.

... He folds like a wet sheet of paper and sits down somewhere so she can also sit with him and talk to cousin on the phone.

She Is Purring.]

[threebetrayals]

[Snort.]

Are you sure it's smarter than a regular cat? Maybe you're just a pushover.

[centralfiction]

I'm not about to let anyone walk all over me, least of all a fucking cat!

[The answer is both.

But he lifted his Purugly up, straight in camera view. She is happy to let this happen because it is Good Guy Ragna doing it. Also he has two arms again so that's nice.]

You wanna babysit this little fuck for a day and see how smart with food she can get?! I've got enough goddamn cats to worry about!

[threebetrayals]

So do we, Tsuki. Pass.

video, un: mallemok

[mauks]

Congratulations on the birth! [ this is not helping Molly. ]

[threebetrayals]

You're not helping.

[mauks]

Nonsense, you should be celebrating! The gods have gifted you such an adorable progeny!

[threebetrayals]

It's a cat that came out of an egg, not a progeny.

[mauks]

It is your cat, my dear. Your progeny. Don't toss it out in the cold, abandon it to a cold and terrified fate.

[threebetrayals]

It's a cat. It's not a child!

[mauks]

It was just born! It is a child!

[threebetrayals]

It's already tried to eat my herb garden, it's fine!

[mauks]

Then feed it! You are such a terrible parent, how could you starve such a precious child!

[threebetrayals]

There are three bowls of food around the house because we're a cat haven, apparently. It's fine!

[mauks]

Have you ever thought maybe it doesn't eat that kind of food?

[threebetrayals]

It was eating it just fine a few minutes ago.

[mauks]

Clearly the food was not up to standard if it decided to go eat your herb garden.

[threebetrayals]

It shouldn't have eaten an entire bowl, then.