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[Network Post] Spring's Here!
WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!
[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac.]
Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!
On behalf of Zodiac, we'd like to say we're truly relieved that everyone was able to return from the Fae. Thank you to everyone who assisted in the rescue. Unfortunately, our attempts to negotiate with the Fae leadership to have them undo any curses that were cast failed, and our negotiator was turned into a donkey. But don't worry! Ed is learning to manage and thrive with his condition, so there's no reason you can't either!
But that's not all! Thanks to a great deal of research, we've been able to develop an app feature that'll allow your phones to keep track of the time differences in both Kaisou and any Spirit Realm you go. No more worrying about how much time you're missing! And for those of you new to magic and looking to learn more, the Enki Education Center will be having their grand opening this month! Enroll in classes today!
Finally, we have been looking into a report of an other worlder turning into a human and acting as if they're from this world. We believe the occurrence is connected to unusual activity from the Spirit Vein, though this is an extremely unusual case and there's a lot of unanswered questions. However, while we'll continue to investigate this matter and find ways to reverse it, based on the subject's prior psychological profile developed by our seer division ... we at Zodiac have decided this particular subject will be happier remaining as they are now. Much, much happier.
That's all from us for now! Time to end on an ever popular icebreaker question!
This post has been sponsored by Amat Hot Springs Resort! Feel like life is choking you? Come relax with us.
[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. There's also a new feature on the app: a time page that shares the time in Kaisou as well as another clock that'll appear in the Spirit Realm and reflect the time of any realm you're in. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.
OOC Note: To avoid overloading players, the group chat updates will be skipped until next Friday (April 8th)!]
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!
[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac.]
Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!
On behalf of Zodiac, we'd like to say we're truly relieved that everyone was able to return from the Fae. Thank you to everyone who assisted in the rescue. Unfortunately, our attempts to negotiate with the Fae leadership to have them undo any curses that were cast failed, and our negotiator was turned into a donkey. But don't worry! Ed is learning to manage and thrive with his condition, so there's no reason you can't either!
But that's not all! Thanks to a great deal of research, we've been able to develop an app feature that'll allow your phones to keep track of the time differences in both Kaisou and any Spirit Realm you go. No more worrying about how much time you're missing! And for those of you new to magic and looking to learn more, the Enki Education Center will be having their grand opening this month! Enroll in classes today!
Finally, we have been looking into a report of an other worlder turning into a human and acting as if they're from this world. We believe the occurrence is connected to unusual activity from the Spirit Vein, though this is an extremely unusual case and there's a lot of unanswered questions. However, while we'll continue to investigate this matter and find ways to reverse it, based on the subject's prior psychological profile developed by our seer division ... we at Zodiac have decided this particular subject will be happier remaining as they are now. Much, much happier.
That's all from us for now! Time to end on an ever popular icebreaker question!
This post has been sponsored by Amat Hot Springs Resort! Feel like life is choking you? Come relax with us.
[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. There's also a new feature on the app: a time page that shares the time in Kaisou as well as another clock that'll appear in the Spirit Realm and reflect the time of any realm you're in. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.
OOC Note: To avoid overloading players, the group chat updates will be skipped until next Friday (April 8th)!]
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and i mean on a real telefone
not the Evertyhing Machine
we don't have Everything Machines where i'm from
[ First hint that he might be, uh, displaced in time, too... ]
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look all i know is it cost extramoney to call my friend in Genova long distance from where i lived in Portorosso. my boss couldnt afford long calls.
adn this place is WAY farther away from Genova then Portorosso...
so it's probly really expensive.
right?
youre from here so your the expert.
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i'll use the prize money from the eating contest!
my best friend and i already won a triathlon back home and i was the pasta eater. it'll be easy!
[ ...Nevermind that Alberto never ultimately competed in the contest; but he trained! ]
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[ In Portorosso, they do, but what does he know about the rest of the human world... ]
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could be trenette ziti capellini cannelloni
even lasagne!
then youve gotta bike all the way up Mount Portorosso AND back down.
WITHOUT throwing up...
it's more rigoros than it sounds!
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buuuut if you can't stop throwing up the referee WILL make you quit, so.
gotta train hard before the race to make sure you can keep it together!
not that that ever happened to ME, of course, that happened to my friend, but i'm just saying... it's harder then you'd think.
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my friend giulia does NOT have that talent.
this jerk in town used to call her spewlia. vomitulia. he was a jerk. he won the race every year for years and years.
that's why we made a team, to dethrone him!
well part of the reason
we also wanted the money
haha...
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my best friend and i were gonna go see the world on it
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which im pretty sure is all of them.
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[ scbvjvclk a major hole in this plan ]
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Something you have to buy to put in most vehicles to get them to move. It runs out and then you have to keep refilling it before it gets empty, and it costs more every time.
There's also electric vehicles, but while some charging stations are free, a lot you have to pay for too.
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So I’ll just buy some gas.
probsbly what like ten bucks or something right?
I can afford that
[ where did you pull this number from, Alberto, entirely baseless guess… ]
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So if you go somewhere new everyday how long does that last
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