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Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2022-03-31 11:00 pm

[Network Post] Spring's Here!

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac.]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!

On behalf of Zodiac, we'd like to say we're truly relieved that everyone was able to return from the Fae. Thank you to everyone who assisted in the rescue. Unfortunately, our attempts to negotiate with the Fae leadership to have them undo any curses that were cast failed, and our negotiator was turned into a donkey. But don't worry! Ed is learning to manage and thrive with his condition, so there's no reason you can't either!

But that's not all! Thanks to a great deal of research, we've been able to develop an app feature that'll allow your phones to keep track of the time differences in both Kaisou and any Spirit Realm you go. No more worrying about how much time you're missing! And for those of you new to magic and looking to learn more, the Enki Education Center will be having their grand opening this month! Enroll in classes today!

Finally, we have been looking into a report of an other worlder turning into a human and acting as if they're from this world. We believe the occurrence is connected to unusual activity from the Spirit Vein, though this is an extremely unusual case and there's a lot of unanswered questions. However, while we'll continue to investigate this matter and find ways to reverse it, based on the subject's prior psychological profile developed by our seer division ... we at Zodiac have decided this particular subject will be happier remaining as they are now. Much, much happier.

That's all from us for now! Time to end on an ever popular icebreaker question!



This post has been sponsored by Amat Hot Springs Resort! Feel like life is choking you? Come relax with us.


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. There's also a new feature on the app: a time page that shares the time in Kaisou as well as another clock that'll appear in the Spirit Realm and reflect the time of any realm you're in. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.

OOC Note: To avoid overloading players, the group chat updates will be skipped until next Friday (April 8th)!]
speaksanimal: (Loba)

[personal profile] speaksanimal 2022-04-03 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[All he hears are bleeps!]

Is that where you're from? Then it must be super rare if it's just one!

thaumewturge: (Glasses Adjust)

[personal profile] thaumewturge 2022-04-03 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It is very unique, yes. And yes, I am from a place known as Eorzea, on a star called Hydaelyn.
speaksanimal: (She Knows)

[personal profile] speaksanimal 2022-04-03 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
On a star?

[With that, there was the slow realization about something!]

Wait, that means you’ve been to space before! What is it like? I bet living here must be really boring for you since it’s nothing like outer space!
thaumewturge: (Default)

[personal profile] thaumewturge 2022-04-03 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[...you know what, she's been to the moon and other places, she'll count it.]

It's very dark in space, without the sun, but it's very pretty. You can see so many more stars! You can see so many more stars on Hydaelyn as well, as we don't have quite so many bright lights around at night.
speaksanimal: (Hakuna Matata)

[personal profile] speaksanimal 2022-04-03 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
But how can you see if there isn't a sun? It would make going outside really difficult even if it would be really pretty to see a lot of stars.

[There were so many questions running through his poor mind.]

Outer space sure is interesting...
thaumewturge: (Are You Sure About That?)

[personal profile] thaumewturge 2022-04-03 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
There are ways! I don't quite understand all of them, but it's hardly any trouble at all to see without a sun...and anyway, I have exceptional night vision.

[In her world it's magic, here it's gods only know what.]

For all that I am not a cat, that is one of a few things Miqo'te share with them.
speaksanimal: (She Knows)

[personal profile] speaksanimal 2022-04-06 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Miqo...Miqu...Miqi...M-Miqit...

[He said as he tilted his head to the side. As he struggled to say the word, he gave a mumble or two.]

Whatever you just said! What are they?
thaumewturge: (Glasses Adjust)

[personal profile] thaumewturge 2022-04-06 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Me-co-tey.

[Slowly, so he can try and repeat it.]

And they are, well, like me! They hail from the same place I do, and we have ears and tails like cats. Some will have claws, though I don't, and some have pupils that are more cat-like, though I don't.
speaksanimal: (Nobody But Me)

[personal profile] speaksanimal 2022-04-06 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Me-co-tey? [Pause] Miqo'te?

[He said once more before looking at the screen. Now that she mentioned it? Indeed, she definitely had eyes and ears like a cat. But there was a more important thing at hand!]

But if you're part cat? Does that mean you can speak to cats too?

[Look, this was something he has to know!]
thaumewturge: (Hm?)

[personal profile] thaumewturge 2022-04-06 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Small child who has never met a Miqo before, do not sigh, Rhel.]

No, no, I'm not part cat, we simply share some features. I can't speak to any animals whatsoever, unfortunately.
speaksanimal: (Love Grows)

[personal profile] speaksanimal 2022-04-06 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[And then there was a pause.

And then a longer pause.

And then an even longer pause. Until...!]


I can. Do you want me to talk to cats for you?
thaumewturge: (Kindly)

[personal profile] thaumewturge 2022-04-06 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cutie. Rhel smiles.]

Well, it might be nice to know what some of them think now and again, yes! Do they ever tell you why they like to knock things off of tables?
speaksanimal: (Love Grows)

[personal profile] speaksanimal 2022-04-07 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I haven't. I've only talked to zoo animals but if I had to guess? It's probably because they're bored and want to get your attention.
[Pause]

Or they're being mean.