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Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2022-03-31 11:00 pm

[Network Post] Spring's Here!

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac.]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!

On behalf of Zodiac, we'd like to say we're truly relieved that everyone was able to return from the Fae. Thank you to everyone who assisted in the rescue. Unfortunately, our attempts to negotiate with the Fae leadership to have them undo any curses that were cast failed, and our negotiator was turned into a donkey. But don't worry! Ed is learning to manage and thrive with his condition, so there's no reason you can't either!

But that's not all! Thanks to a great deal of research, we've been able to develop an app feature that'll allow your phones to keep track of the time differences in both Kaisou and any Spirit Realm you go. No more worrying about how much time you're missing! And for those of you new to magic and looking to learn more, the Enki Education Center will be having their grand opening this month! Enroll in classes today!

Finally, we have been looking into a report of an other worlder turning into a human and acting as if they're from this world. We believe the occurrence is connected to unusual activity from the Spirit Vein, though this is an extremely unusual case and there's a lot of unanswered questions. However, while we'll continue to investigate this matter and find ways to reverse it, based on the subject's prior psychological profile developed by our seer division ... we at Zodiac have decided this particular subject will be happier remaining as they are now. Much, much happier.

That's all from us for now! Time to end on an ever popular icebreaker question!



This post has been sponsored by Amat Hot Springs Resort! Feel like life is choking you? Come relax with us.


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. There's also a new feature on the app: a time page that shares the time in Kaisou as well as another clock that'll appear in the Spirit Realm and reflect the time of any realm you're in. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.

OOC Note: To avoid overloading players, the group chat updates will be skipped until next Friday (April 8th)!]
whiteshroud: (jun07)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2022-04-01 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
It feels nice.

According to others anyway, I've never done it myself before.
cardinalrule: (skeptical)

[personal profile] cardinalrule 2022-04-01 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Boiling water does not feel nice. Whoever told you that is wrong.

[He can't imagine willingly hanging out in boiling rain. That's how you get maimed and/or dead.]
whiteshroud: (jun36)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2022-04-01 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, maybe. But I won't know until I try it for myself.

So are you coming?
cardinalrule: (eye roll)

[personal profile] cardinalrule 2022-04-01 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[This sounds really dumb, but he's morbidly curious at a human hobby being so bizarre.]

I guess. If only to see whether or not it's actually a trap by a demon looking for an easy meal.

Am I supposed to bring anything?
whiteshroud: (soft)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2022-04-01 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it could always be that too![Jun is not worried about that. Demon trap would be a feature, not a bug] But great!

I'd say a bathing suit, probably.
Edited 2022-04-01 20:07 (UTC)