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Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2022-03-31 11:00 pm

[Network Post] Spring's Here!

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac.]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!

On behalf of Zodiac, we'd like to say we're truly relieved that everyone was able to return from the Fae. Thank you to everyone who assisted in the rescue. Unfortunately, our attempts to negotiate with the Fae leadership to have them undo any curses that were cast failed, and our negotiator was turned into a donkey. But don't worry! Ed is learning to manage and thrive with his condition, so there's no reason you can't either!

But that's not all! Thanks to a great deal of research, we've been able to develop an app feature that'll allow your phones to keep track of the time differences in both Kaisou and any Spirit Realm you go. No more worrying about how much time you're missing! And for those of you new to magic and looking to learn more, the Enki Education Center will be having their grand opening this month! Enroll in classes today!

Finally, we have been looking into a report of an other worlder turning into a human and acting as if they're from this world. We believe the occurrence is connected to unusual activity from the Spirit Vein, though this is an extremely unusual case and there's a lot of unanswered questions. However, while we'll continue to investigate this matter and find ways to reverse it, based on the subject's prior psychological profile developed by our seer division ... we at Zodiac have decided this particular subject will be happier remaining as they are now. Much, much happier.

That's all from us for now! Time to end on an ever popular icebreaker question!



This post has been sponsored by Amat Hot Springs Resort! Feel like life is choking you? Come relax with us.


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. There's also a new feature on the app: a time page that shares the time in Kaisou as well as another clock that'll appear in the Spirit Realm and reflect the time of any realm you're in. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.

OOC Note: To avoid overloading players, the group chat updates will be skipped until next Friday (April 8th)!]
chatterboxing: (regrets)

text; un: Litania

[personal profile] chatterboxing 2022-04-01 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
A:
[LIBRA CAN YOU PLEASE NOT, SHE'S IN CLASS.

Since there's no way to make her phone behave without posting some kind of response to the post, Lita does the first—and quickest—thing she can think of:]


a

[If anybody responds to that, they won't be getting responses out of Lita until later.]
B:
[Sometime later after she's gotten back to her dorm room, she actually reads the post for real.]

this post is raising almost as many questions as the last one and i don't like it
Edited 2022-04-01 04:17 (UTC)
fiddlestick: (mild concern)

un: ecraig

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2022-04-01 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not the only one.
chatterboxing: (didja seriously?)

[personal profile] chatterboxing 2022-04-02 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
at least the time thing SOUNDS useful? the other stuff's SUPER concerning tho
fiddlestick: (elliot203)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2022-04-04 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, like great we can keep time better but also you're cursed forever goodbye.
chatterboxing: (wot 🅣)

[personal profile] chatterboxing 2022-04-05 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, that tells her that he's among the people who had been caught up in that mess, and with that comes a realization that she might have stepped on some nerves just a little bit? She's going to assume that she did.]

aw shit sorry

what'd they get you with it ain't something too awful is it?

uh

don't answer if you don't wanna
fiddlestick: (elliot191)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2022-04-06 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's ok she stepped on no nerves there. ]

Me? I keep turning into a cat.

Which isn't as bad as a donkey, but it's a nuisance.
tyrantrevelio: (Discomfort)

B | UN: AbsoluteZero

[personal profile] tyrantrevelio 2022-04-03 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
It's raising hundreds of questions that I know I'm not going to like the answer to.

This feels like an elaborate prank. Even if it's not.
chatterboxing: (very sus 🅣)

[personal profile] chatterboxing 2022-04-05 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
i haven't needed to wear a coat since i got pulled into this nonsense but that's like the extent of what i've had to deal w/ so far

that and like finding random shit that's suddenly decided to just exist in my general direction

but i've heard about some of the other shit and like

no???

i don't want this???
tyrantrevelio: (Exasperation)

[personal profile] tyrantrevelio 2022-04-06 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Random things? Like stuff you didn't own showing up in your place? I've had that too.

And I feel not wanting any of this. It's enough that I just want to go do my job without any trouble. I didn't ask for any of this. Excitement in life is more of a curse than a blessing.

But now fairies and shit showing up and abducting people? Makes me wonder how often this happens... and how I can just avoid it.
chatterboxing: (unimpressed 🅣)

[personal profile] chatterboxing 2022-04-06 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm up to like five things so far and one of those things literally just came into existence on my desk WHILE i was sitting at it

and like even before the fairy bullshit, there's people being changed by this whole mess
[She's going to refrain from giving any specific examples here, beyond her already having admitted to gaining an increased tolerance for cold; it's not her place to talk about how other people have been affected.]
tyrantrevelio: (Default)

[personal profile] tyrantrevelio 2022-04-06 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
...Okay, and here I thought it was just when you weren't there. Like some kind of phantom deliveryman with no sense of privacy.

Yeah, the whole "change" thing is how I ended up in this. At least most people don't notice it... though how they miss it is beyond me.
chatterboxing: (looking out)

[personal profile] chatterboxing 2022-04-07 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
tbf I wasn't actually LOOKING at the desk when it happened

looked away while chatting with another guy on here

looked back

and then BAM i got some new earrings
tyrantrevelio: (Thinking)

[personal profile] tyrantrevelio 2022-04-07 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Phantom can't be ruled out then.

I guess. I don't know if ghosts work that way.

...Are ghosts even real, even with all of this?
chatterboxing: (didja seriously?)

[personal profile] chatterboxing 2022-04-07 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
probably? i mean

what i've been told is basically like, assume that everything's possible