UN: Zodiac | Midmonth Post

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: January 14th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of January. The cold winter weather is continuning, and is in fact getting worse. The temperatures are dipping far below normal. If you are outside the barrier and the area you're in doesn't have any magical means of protection (like Persephone's cottage), these temperatures are cold enough to be potentially life-threatening if you stay out there in prolong periods and don't have some means to keep yourself warm. The weather channels are saying this is a result of a polar vortex but... since when are Polar vortexes isolated to a single city?

Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]



Lia has joined the app. Say hi everyone!

[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Yeah we're aware of the cold weather, and management believes that it's the influence of a Spirit Realm gate. They're currently working on locating it and assessing the situation, and we'll back to you as soon as we know when.

Until then, bundle up and stay warm. If I have to tell you how to deal with winter at this point, you should probably move to Florida.

Bye.


This post is sponsored by Nikki's Emporium! Now having a winter gear sale! Get through the winter in STYLE!

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs!

The mid-month Event log will go up tomorrow, January 15th! Stay tune. ]

Comments

voice | un: kissmyash

[switchaxe]

Y'know, there are easier ways to tell us to go fuck ourselves than tell us to move to the death state.

text; un: allin

[neverchanged]

If you have the money to burn, I can't recommend this brand enough

There's an outlet store in the mall that sells at a deep discount

Combine that with a friend who can weave some cold resistance magic into your jacket and you should be able to handle the cold just like a professional

text; un: midnightfishing

[illucesco]

[Attached is a picture of a very annoyed-looking Bangboo covered in snow. Just off to the side, an Oshawott can be seen packing a snowball together with a wicked gleam in his eye.]

do they come in smaller sizes? think helios might need one.

[neverchanged]

Oh my god. What is that? It's so cute. I've never seen it before!

[It looks so Vacant. Like a catcake, but... more bunny shaped...? Without being an evil dumpling.]

I got you covered

I bet it'd fit good, too

text

[thewarriorqueen]

For anyone not used to this kind of cold weather, there's some good basic tips here to get you started. If you have questions feel free to ask, I grew up up north and unlike some people I'd rather not see anyone lose a toe to frostbite or worse.

un: wilder | voice

[wilder]

Haha, sounds like I made the right call migrating to El Nido when the snow hit! It's nice and warm here on the beach! I truly am a genius.

Watch out for frostbite guys! I hear that stuff stays with you FOREVER.

voice: un: hotgoss

[bebest]

... Okay but for realises that's genuinely genius, and I am legit so jelly RN.

It's the wooooooorst, I hate the cold!

1/2

[wilder]

[ARGH ITS ZULIUS AGAIN]

[wilder]

[It's fine it's fine he can play it cool]

Haha, what can I say? I'm a brilliant guy! Why spend winter being cold and miserable when you can be toasty warm on a beach?

voice

[thewarriorqueen]

"Depending on how bad the frostbite is, it's more likely you'll lose it forever. Better not to take chances."

voice; un: belleoftheboulevard

[greatlydares]

Bring a seashell back for me, I'm stuck here shoveling snow out of the way. It's terrible.

voice: UN:hotgoss

[bebest]

Okay, but seriously, is the weather worse than usual? It SUPER feels worse than usual! I KNOW I'm not from a place where I'm used to the cold, but this feels EXTRA. There are icicles on my windowsills and I am super duper not down for that!

ANYway, just the blanket "if things get extremely terrible here again, the Vogue is a safe space, wouldn't it be nice if things stopped being crazy for once" message. It's SUPER cold here, but we've got barriers so I GUESS that's something.

voice, un: eve

[playtag]

It's cold, and so much colder if we leave the cottage grounds.

What is it like out in the city?

[Are you all frozen into popsicles]

video; un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

[Bundled up in this outfit with Blade's MCR beanie on his head, a bi flag hanging off his belt, and Bailey's leather bracelet around his wrist:] Aye, it's damned cold out here. Nearly slipped a few times running around on the rooftops, so be careful if you plan to hit the roofs any time.

[He shivers.]

Bollocks. After this I'm going home and staying there.

video, un: thedancer

[dancedwithplenty]

Why are you on the roofs in this weather??

You're gonna break a leg, dude, and I mean literally!

[One might ask why he was on the roof at all, but she's been in Kaisou long enough to hear tell if the roof cryptids.]

[Plus she has vague recollections of jumping from rooftops. Dim memories of a wild party? (Nope) Either way, it feels almost normal conversation.]

voice | un: laluna

[crisantemo]

[ If she sounds a little muffled, it's because she's a lizard hiding in Jinwoo's hoodie right now. World cold and in here is warm. ]

Oh, you still have that beanie.

But please be careful, or else you'll get everyone fussing over you if you break something.

un: speeddemon | video

[oneracetrackmind]

[The video opens to show Yugo adjusting the camera, followed by him backing up to reveal-

-Oh. Hm. That sure is a pot of hot water sitting on the ground. Yugo picks up the pot, then, counting down from three, tosses the contents into the air to create a cloud of white.]

Ha! It worked! [He pumps his fists in the air before rushing back to pick up his phone.] Now let's go back inside before I fucking freeze-

[The video cuts here.]

[blueeyeswhitedoppelganger]

[Just before the video cuts, a sound can be heard in the background-]

CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO GET ME AWAY FROM THE COLD-

video; un: ndwolfwood

[asipofbride]

[ the first part of the post is a video taken from the edge of the Goddess' protection--there's a clear delineation between verdant green grass and a Bigass Snowbank that's currently getting used to full effect by an extremely excited Sealeo and his tiny Popplio tagalong. they do be rollin'. ]

So as you can see, weird magic shit remains weird magic shit. If you're caught outside of town, we can put you up 'til Dante can either dig out the car or muster the gumption for a flight back inwards. We're all right out here.

And because I'm not a coward, no matter what Spikey's dumb ass says--get over here, stupid, you're gonna have to post it--

[ he passes his phone off to A Mysterious Person--though Vash'll give himself away as Wolfwood takes the seconds between handing his phone off and Vash righting it to take off in a dead run, leap

and land in the snowbank like a big black beautiful potato, back flippers flapping as the bottom half of a seal flops this way and that until it wiggles out of sight, only to pop back up absolutely crusted in snow and full of big-eyed judgement as Vash wails with laughter until he cuts the video. ]

video: un: kore

[aslowburn]

[ Why are you people like this? Why has she attached herself to you wonderful idiots? ]

Sometimes, I really do wonder what possesses you to do things like this.

action because we're doin this for the vine

[doubledollar]

[ it's honestly kind of beautiful. the way the snow just flies up in the air in a flutter and flurry, and how most of wolfwood's seal-body disappears into the snow...

He makes sure he gets every bit of it on video while he's cracking up laughing. ]

Eight points! No, Nine points! That was almost perfect! if only you'd gotten your whole butt into that drift it'd have been Art!

[ he's laughing so noisily, it's probably irritating. ]

You look like a sugared donut...

action and video-ish

[playtag]

[In the background is the sound of polite clapping.]

[Good job, mom. 10/10]

voice | un: laluna

[crisantemo]

[ If Lapis' voice comes through as a little muffled, that's because she is currently a very cold lizard hiding in her fiancé's hoodie. At least she's small enough to do that without any issues, though typing is hard to do with her new claws. ]

Strange question but does anyone know any good places to get like... little sweaters? Like, sweaters for lizards?

At least I'm fluffy in this form so it's not too terrible...

voice: un: hotgoss

[bebest]

Guuuuuuuuuuuuurl, if you need a little lizard sweater, I can TOTES crochet you a little lizard sweater. It's like a tube with legs, right? That's sooooo doable.

Please give me a task to do, I'm so bored cooped up in here.

action bc i make my own rules

[lowestclass]

[ gonna reach up and scritch between her horns with a hum. ]

If worst comes to worst, I can always go to a pet store and try to find a small dog or cat sweater that fits you...

[ this is a terrible suggestion... ]