UN: Zodiac | Midmonth Post

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: October 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of October. The victims of the Event Horizon have returned to Kaisou, along with some bodies. Meanwhile, the Zodiac employees have been rescued from the Unknown, but it's still open for people to explore]



Childe, Xie Lian, and Noa have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Thanks to everyone that helped save my colleagues from the Unknown. Working at Zodiac isn't great, but that realm sounded like it was somehow worse- so I'm sure they appreciate it.

And to my colleagues, as a special favor I convinced Janet not to throw another potluck to welcome you back. You guys are getting doordash gift cards instead, you're welcome.

In other news.... what the hell happened to the group that went on a fishing trip? Over 20 of you going on a fishing trip sounded weird enough, but then you guys came back with dead bodies?

On second thought, maybe it's better I don't know.

Now bye.



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[As of now ICly, Even Horizon is back and the Zodiac members have been saved fro the Unknown, though you're still welcomed to explore it! Also you're completely welcome to continue backtagging both events!

Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs! ]

Comments

[whiteshroud]

You died and came back, plus you're married. You're a zombie husband.

[So smooth]

And you're a good man for an old man.

[asipofbride]

Now hang on, isn't the vow 'til death do us part'? How does zombification affect that?

I'm an old man and I'm gonna live for centuries. I intend to make this everyone's problem.

[whiteshroud]

... Depends. Which church married you again?

Centuries?

[asipofbride]

fuckin moogles.

... oh, yeah. i keep forgettin to tell people about that.
uhh.
so a spider told me some shit about the future.

[whiteshroud]

I see.
I'll have a word with their god and let you know.

A spider?

[asipofbride]

any other gods you got on speeddial
can you send out a general survey
question is 'what the fuck?'

yeah, the uh.
when we were doing the thing over in the place. y'know. out with the old, in with the new.
apparently I'm around for more years than I ever thought I'd get and I'm still not sure what to do with that fact.

[whiteshroud]

I cannot.
The reason I'm on their speeddial is because I DON'T send them stuff like that.

Huh.
Well, your spouses are probably going to be long lived too so
I'd say it's a good thing?

[asipofbride]

tch. someday i'll understand the universe and why it likes to shit on me.

yeah, it's. I think it's a good thing?
I've just never had to plan for longterm so I'm like.
what the fuck are hobbies and living past the age of 30?

[whiteshroud]

Good luck with that.

[A pause]

You could start a shuffleboard team with Dante.

[asipofbride]

... one of these days, Shroud, I'm gonna figure out where you live.

One of these days.

[ he is enroute to your house to beat you with a shuffleboard you tiny son of a-- ]

[whiteshroud]

So you can mail your checks for the fee?

[asipofbride]

I figured I'd leave it on the roof as is normal with you cryptids.

[whiteshroud]

Don't. One of the cryptids has sticky fingers.

[EDWARD]