UN: Zodiac | Midmonth Post

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: October 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of October. The victims of the Event Horizon have returned to Kaisou, along with some bodies. Meanwhile, the Zodiac employees have been rescued from the Unknown, but it's still open for people to explore]



Childe, Xie Lian, and Noa have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Thanks to everyone that helped save my colleagues from the Unknown. Working at Zodiac isn't great, but that realm sounded like it was somehow worse- so I'm sure they appreciate it.

And to my colleagues, as a special favor I convinced Janet not to throw another potluck to welcome you back. You guys are getting doordash gift cards instead, you're welcome.

In other news.... what the hell happened to the group that went on a fishing trip? Over 20 of you going on a fishing trip sounded weird enough, but then you guys came back with dead bodies?

On second thought, maybe it's better I don't know.

Now bye.



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Comments

[asipofbride]

present

[advivo]

youre a menace you know that?

[asipofbride]

professionally so, one might even say

[advivo]

ill deal with the problem before you get back

[asipofbride]

i don't think you or the cacti should handle it, frankly

[advivo]

probably not but id rather get it over than done with asap
its not the first time ive had to do it anyway

[asipofbride]

thats what Shroud's for
man's prompt and all business, it'll be gone before you know it
if it's all the same to you i don't need you lookin at me the way vash is too

[advivo]

ain't fair to put all of that on his shoulders
just don't go summoning a demon tower in the middle of the city and i won't nick

[asipofbride]

we're payin for the privilege, he'll get what he's owed.

well damn, that spoils my plans for the weekend. what am I supposed to do now?

[advivo]

yeah alright [ he'll check in with Jun later. ]

i'd suggest we go on a trip somewhere, get away from everything but
don't think that is in the cards right now
maybe we can go to the beach and hang on with the seals

[asipofbride]

[ that's completely fair. ] maybe we can leave some pie on the roof or something

the seals gossip constantly. ain't nothing relaxing there.

[advivo]

pie on the roof sounds like a good idea
pretty sure we've got some left overs we can warm up

you got any ideas then??

[asipofbride]

what is with weirdos and being up
maybe im just from a desert planet and being under stuff with shadows is more comfy but man

nah, i'm out of ideas. i'm out of a lot of things. i feel sort of squeezed dry.

[advivo]

dunno honestly
being up just kinda nice [ he likes it a lot more recently. ]

rest then
somewhere quiet and a little empty
need a break from all the buzzing in my head you know

[asipofbride]

you would be one of those perching dorks
no wonder your brother keeps raising towers
is it a metaphor
are you two being metaphorical

yeah, i might go into town for a bit
take care of some business

[advivo]

you know pretty sure i asked him something like back when we were younger
it did feel like he was trying to compensate for something

[ he pauses, frowning at his phone. ]

alright
i'll keep spikey company until you get back
just make sure you're not gone for too long yeah?

[asipofbride]

so the answer is yes
you both are compensating
building towers to be the tallest
is this because you don't know which one of you were born first


i won't be long
i'm gonna try and get what's her face to punch me so we can call it even

[advivo]

he's the tower building one not me
also i got nothing to compensate for and you know that



what's her face?
oh you mean the short one with the jellyfish hair? [ the one who refuses to look at him whenever he drops by the Vogue to see either his husband or his soon-to-be brother-in-law. ]
good luck??

[whiteshroud]

I'll be fine.

Seal Knights are trained to deal with all sorts of tasks that most people are unwilling to handle.

Taking care of a few bodies is well within my capabilities.

[advivo]

[ s i r. ]

doesn't mean you should have to shoulder it all yourself
but i know better than to argue with a brick wall so check in when its all done and dusted okay?

[whiteshroud]

I will.

Just spend some time with your family. I'm sure they need you right now.

private;

[advivo]

[ he starts to respond only to stop and immediately slap a private filter on. ]

just so you know jun
my family also includes you

private;

[whiteshroud]

[There's a significant pause at that, he wasn't expecting it

....]

I wouldn't mind going for a pizza later.

private;

[advivo]

you got it kiddo
give me a shout when you're free

private;

[whiteshroud]

I will, but it might be a few days. I'm taking Varian to Hyrule so he can decompress.

Can it be a place the also serves those cookie pizzas?

[Sweet tooth demands a treat]