voice; un: luciferskylight

[scourgingstars]

WHO: Ardyn + open
WHERE: Gemini
WHEN: late July
WHAT: Warriors from beyond the rift--wait, wrong game.
WARNINGS: Probably none, will update.

I just had a most enlightening conversation with an old friend. It would appear this perfectly stable and secure city is in for quite the exciting set of visitors.

Lest you worry that to be sarcasm, I think this will prove quite helpful in our ongoing endeavors.

Comments

voice | UN: Thorn

[poisontippedcure]

[Please don’t be anybody she knows.]

[Please don’t be anybody she knows.]

At this point, I fear asking. I suppose any extra pair of hands is useful.

voice; un: midnightfishing

[illucesco]

[don’t ask don’t ask don’t ask don’t ask—]

…this is the guy you called dear, right?

[AUGH.]

Forget I asked. I’m fishing. You’re not allergic to fish, right?

un: laluna | voice

[crisantemo]

So that means you know which certain team might be visiting right?

[ Fuck yeah Florida team. ]

Voice

[thewarriorqueen]

"So are you going to share this helpful information, or just keep us hanging?"

video: un: bar_cat75

[wiseoldbartender]

... The fuck are you even talking about? You've got, like, three fuckin' friends.

[He can count on like, one hand the number of people Ardyn calls "friend" not-sarcastically. It's bigger than "three" but it's still not a big number. Even smaller when you discount the people already here.

Not unless...

Husk's eyes narrow. He starts counting on his fingers. He's doing math. The second he finishes doing math, he looks up, eyes widening. ]

No. Not that. Come the fuck on, we're so tired, you jackass. Don't make us deal with that shit on top of it.

un: kesitakame

[hoshikiri]

Given what we've experienced these past several months and the fact that your own trustworthiness is yet to be determined, I believe some context is in order.

not here

[fiddlestick]

[Elliot sees this message, and chooses to read through the comments before saying anything.

Ardyn. Has. a boyfriend. And he's coming to their town along with a bunch of other Black Order members.

....

He needs to lie down. He's gonna turn off his phone and do that now]