voice; un: luciferskylight

[scourgingstars]

WHO: Ardyn + open
WHERE: Gemini
WHEN: late July
WHAT: Warriors from beyond the rift--wait, wrong game.
WARNINGS: Probably none, will update.

I just had a most enlightening conversation with an old friend. It would appear this perfectly stable and secure city is in for quite the exciting set of visitors.

Lest you worry that to be sarcasm, I think this will prove quite helpful in our ongoing endeavors.

Comments

[poisontippedcure]

[“The lot of you.”]

[So, the Warriors of Light.]

[Come to think of it, Ardyn did remind her of———-no, no. What were the chances?]

Does your friend have a name?

[Please don’t be Emet Selch.]

[scourgingstars]

Emile. Tall, usually has white hair and strikingly lovely gold eyes.

1/???

[poisontippedcure]

[Good, she didn’t know an Emile.]

2/???

[poisontippedcure]

[Wait, didn’t people who were reincarnated sometimes change their name?]

3/4

[poisontippedcure]

[You’ve got to be kidding.]

[She didn’t need to know that Emet Selch fucks.]

4/4

[poisontippedcure]

[Once she composed herself:]

You two would be in a relationship.

Like attracts like, after all.

[scourgingstars]

Oh, you do know him, that'll make things quite interesting.

[poisontippedcure]

For the good of our friendship, please stop talking.

[scourgingstars]

Why, we're friends? What a surprise to hear!

[poisontippedcure]

[FUCK]

[She didn’t mean to do that.]

I just meant that I would be afraid of what you’d do if left to your own devices.

[And she feels bad about all the shit the Black Order did.]

[And she eventually came around to Emet Selch in the end, and Ardyn reminds her too much of him to not be invested, even before this revelation.]

voice; un: shadeshift

[sunforging]

...




So we're both thinkin' the same thing, aye?

[poisontippedcure]

There’s only one other person I can think of who’s as much of a pompous, overacting jackass.

[sunforging]

Ah, hells. We best get our shite in order'n figure out what we're doin' about that. F'he is really on our side for once, we can't very well toss him into th' harbor n' be done with it.



...An' someone oughta sit Maxima down and explain all that.

[poisontippedcure]

Considering he helped us in Ultima Thule, I don’t really doubt his intentions.

[But——]

Gods, do I need a drink.

[sunforging]

Aye, I can't well say I doubt it neither, but...

[the silence of a confused hand gesture]

...Well, shite, you know?