voice; un: luciferskylight

[scourgingstars]

WHO: Ardyn + open
WHERE: Gemini
WHEN: late July
WHAT: Warriors from beyond the rift--wait, wrong game.
WARNINGS: Probably none, will update.

I just had a most enlightening conversation with an old friend. It would appear this perfectly stable and secure city is in for quite the exciting set of visitors.

Lest you worry that to be sarcasm, I think this will prove quite helpful in our ongoing endeavors.

Comments

[illucesco]

[Noctis makes a noise that sounds akin to a high-pitched squawk.]

Why are you telling me all this?

[wiseoldbartender]

Because for some godforsaken reason, you keep talking to him and he seems to not-hate you more than he not-hates a lotta people.

Means you've got a higher likelihood of walking in on something you can never unsee.

[illucesco]

I—Please. I’m just trying to fish here. I don’t want to hear anything about this, it’s bad enough I heard him call someone dear like that.

[wiseoldbartender]

Okay, don't say I didn't warn you, though. Trying to do you a solid here. You're gonna have to deal with more than that. That's like... fuckin' nothing.

[illucesco]

Thanks for the solid. I’m trying very hard not to think too much about it. Can we please talk about anything else other than Ardyn’s love life so I don’t decide to become a seal for the rest of the day?

[wiseoldbartender]

Sure, why not. I don't wanna think about it, either. You caught any good fish?

[illucesco]

So far? Got a walleye pollock and a couple of bluegills. I did catch a pair of trout, but my Pokémon called dibs on them. Why, you want a specific fish, or...?

[wiseoldbartender]

No. Just changing the subject. I couldn't even tell the difference between any of those fuckers. I'm fine with just fast food. Guess I could ask the kids if they wanna eat anything though.