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UN: Zodiac | Midmonth Post
WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: July 21st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!
[We've reached the last third of July. The Fortress of Meropide has been taken back by the Libra App users, and the Zealots have been defeated or dealt with. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]
Yoshiya, Kunikaki, Ai, Maxima and Yunaka have joined the app. Say hi everyone!
[The post then continues on as normal.]
Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.
First they ruined the Fourth of July and now I have to work a second weekend because of the Black Order. What a load of crap. At least now the backdoor access to the Libra app has been revoked from the Black Order, so there shouldn't be anymore zealots popping up on the network. Good riddances.
Anyway good work on taking out those Zealots and getting that underwater prison. The board wants no part of the prison industry, so the place is yours Wriothesley. We'll be sending you the proper paperwork once the legal department figures out how the hell to explain "underwater prison" in the tax codes. No idea why you'd want a place like that, but not my problem.
We've also taken the liberty of giving the "sane" prisoners you've recovered from there some phones so they're on the libra app. We won't be giving any replacement phones, so try to be careful with them.
As for my colleagues on the app... I know we told you we'd take you off the Libra app after the mission was complete, but Research & Development noticed that our energy readings have really altered since joining the app. I tuned out through most of the explanation, but to sum it up you guys are gonna be on the Libra app on a more permanent basis. You're also expected to check in for monthly exams with the labs. Congrats on your promotion to lab rat.
Oh and one last thing: WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T TOUCH YGGDRASSIL UNTIL WE SAY SO. You'll either end up stranded in another realm or piss off some Norse god. I know you're all eager to go murder more Order members, but just leave it alone while we're looking into it, okay?
Finally, I'm done. Bye.

This post is sponsored by Cosmic Demolition Crew. Paving the way to start anew.
[The Ronins will have found themselves be give new smartphones by Zodiac, similar to how the OUs receive theirs. Meanwhile the Zodiac employees has been tasked with either assisting the Libra app users or studying Yggdrassil. The Black Order player characters will still have Libra app acess, but their login info will indicate they've been added as normal users instead of Order representatives.
Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs! ]
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: July 21st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!
[We've reached the last third of July. The Fortress of Meropide has been taken back by the Libra App users, and the Zealots have been defeated or dealt with. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]
Yoshiya, Kunikaki, Ai, Maxima and Yunaka have joined the app. Say hi everyone!
[The post then continues on as normal.]
Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.
First they ruined the Fourth of July and now I have to work a second weekend because of the Black Order. What a load of crap. At least now the backdoor access to the Libra app has been revoked from the Black Order, so there shouldn't be anymore zealots popping up on the network. Good riddances.
Anyway good work on taking out those Zealots and getting that underwater prison. The board wants no part of the prison industry, so the place is yours Wriothesley. We'll be sending you the proper paperwork once the legal department figures out how the hell to explain "underwater prison" in the tax codes. No idea why you'd want a place like that, but not my problem.
We've also taken the liberty of giving the "sane" prisoners you've recovered from there some phones so they're on the libra app. We won't be giving any replacement phones, so try to be careful with them.
As for my colleagues on the app... I know we told you we'd take you off the Libra app after the mission was complete, but Research & Development noticed that our energy readings have really altered since joining the app. I tuned out through most of the explanation, but to sum it up you guys are gonna be on the Libra app on a more permanent basis. You're also expected to check in for monthly exams with the labs. Congrats on your promotion to lab rat.
Oh and one last thing: WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T TOUCH YGGDRASSIL UNTIL WE SAY SO. You'll either end up stranded in another realm or piss off some Norse god. I know you're all eager to go murder more Order members, but just leave it alone while we're looking into it, okay?
Finally, I'm done. Bye.

This post is sponsored by Cosmic Demolition Crew. Paving the way to start anew.
[The Ronins will have found themselves be give new smartphones by Zodiac, similar to how the OUs receive theirs. Meanwhile the Zodiac employees has been tasked with either assisting the Libra app users or studying Yggdrassil. The Black Order player characters will still have Libra app acess, but their login info will indicate they've been added as normal users instead of Order representatives.
Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs! ]

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And you're right, of course. Before I came here, there was an incident and the Oratrice broke. So the people of Fontaine would actually have to start getting used to making actual judgements from now on. ...The Iudex is still there and all, but.
[ he gives a small shrug. ]
Maybe I'm a biased man, but I'd prefer gods to be not so directly involved with every actions people make. [ he's gonna move to Jun's side, grabbing a pair of plastic gloves to start helping him with whatever work he has left.
there's a small grin on his face. ]
I'm just not really someone who enjoys the spotlight. Sooner I got out of that place, the better.
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[So, murder's still on the table- Jun just rather avoid it if he can.
He'll scoot over, giving Wrio the space he needs to work. In the meantime, he'll start gathering ingredients for that parfait. ]
Mm, I remember Zhongli telling me something about that once- that the Hydro Archon is no more in Fontaine. Even with the Iudex, it's going to be quite a change. [He wishes them the best, really] Biased or not, I'm inclined to agree. Over-reliance on gods gets... ugly.
[That's how you get people like Kirei. And fuck that guy
He snorts a little in response]
I can imagine. Plus, I'd like to think you have more sense than thinking you can pull a fast one against that court system.
[Gotta be real stupid or real full of audacity to think you can trick the god of justice, man]