kaisoumods: (libra)
Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2024-07-21 09:57 am
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UN: Zodiac | Midmonth Post

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: July 21st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the last third of July. The Fortress of Meropide has been taken back by the Libra App users, and the Zealots have been defeated or dealt with. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]


Joshua Wanderer Ai Maxima Yunaka
Yoshiya, Kunikaki, Ai, Maxima and Yunaka have joined the app. Say hi everyone!


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

First they ruined the Fourth of July and now I have to work a second weekend because of the Black Order. What a load of crap. At least now the backdoor access to the Libra app has been revoked from the Black Order, so there shouldn't be anymore zealots popping up on the network. Good riddances.

Anyway good work on taking out those Zealots and getting that underwater prison. The board wants no part of the prison industry, so the place is yours Wriothesley. We'll be sending you the proper paperwork once the legal department figures out how the hell to explain "underwater prison" in the tax codes. No idea why you'd want a place like that, but not my problem.

We've also taken the liberty of giving the "sane" prisoners you've recovered from there some phones so they're on the libra app. We won't be giving any replacement phones, so try to be careful with them.

As for my colleagues on the app... I know we told you we'd take you off the Libra app after the mission was complete, but Research & Development noticed that our energy readings have really altered since joining the app. I tuned out through most of the explanation, but to sum it up you guys are gonna be on the Libra app on a more permanent basis. You're also expected to check in for monthly exams with the labs. Congrats on your promotion to lab rat.

Oh and one last thing: WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T TOUCH YGGDRASSIL UNTIL WE SAY SO. You'll either end up stranded in another realm or piss off some Norse god. I know you're all eager to go murder more Order members, but just leave it alone while we're looking into it, okay?

Finally, I'm done. Bye.



This post is sponsored by Cosmic Demolition Crew. Paving the way to start anew.


[The Ronins will have found themselves be give new smartphones by Zodiac, similar to how the OUs receive theirs. Meanwhile the Zodiac employees has been tasked with either assisting the Libra app users or studying Yggdrassil. The Black Order player characters will still have Libra app acess, but their login info will indicate they've been added as normal users instead of Order representatives.

Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs! ]
vanescere: (Firefly007)

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[personal profile] vanescere 2024-07-22 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know much about anything reptile specific, but I think that you might be able to find a gentle puppy shampoo that wouldn't hurt them.
creamcottonshepherd: ([Mute gasp] oh no....wha happun...)

[personal profile] creamcottonshepherd 2024-07-23 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you think so?

Only I'm not sure that puppy shampoo is the best for my own hair...Oh! What a pickle I've found myself in...


[On the upside, the primary reason any shampoo isn't recommended for snakes is because typically a snake is Soaking, and thus liable to Drink what's in the water. So for Cotton's showers, she'll be fine if she just makes sure it isn't abrasive.]
vanescere: (Firefly036)

[personal profile] vanescere 2024-07-24 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh I didn't realize how specific this actually was, I'm sorry!

Maybe some baby shampoo? It's meant to be really gentle after all.
creamcottonshepherd: (-u-)

[personal profile] creamcottonshepherd 2024-07-24 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh no that's quite alright dear, I should have been more clear about the matter!

I can't well expect it to be obvious that there's a number of snakes among my hair now can I! They're quite sweet little dears but it did give me quite a shock...

Baby shampoo seems like it should strike that balance though, I think you've got the ticket. I'll be sure to tell you how they feel after the first go with it.
vanescere: (pic#17172537)

[personal profile] vanescere 2024-07-29 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
It sounds like the snakes found the right person to look after them.

[She can't be sure what she would do in that position, but probably not ask about how to care for them... she should rethink her choices, perhaps.]

I hope it's gentle enough for them. At least there's quite a few options.
creamcottonshepherd: (-u-)

[personal profile] creamcottonshepherd 2024-07-30 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Ohohoho! Perhaps it was fate?

I typically look after fish and amphibians these days, but you don't just forget how to nurture a snake at least. Though I suspect this will be a little different...at the very least I don't think they should be eating anything...

We will simply have to see. Thank you for your help though dear.
vanescere: (Firefly040)

[personal profile] vanescere 2024-07-30 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm happy I was able to help!