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[restinglichface]

WHO: lup and you
WHERE: network
WHEN: 3/20, evening
WHAT: arrival
WARNINGS: lup!!! she's a warning all on her own

[You'd think for a woman who has already died twenty-plus times before, Lup would be a little more prepared for death. But none of this is at all what she expected.]

soooo hells got some p sick nationwide coverage or what
ngl i kinda expected to be given shitty dial up
who knew wed get a whole family plan for the dead instead

Comments

[thavnairian]

why am i not surprised? not the first time i've heard of elves being assholes. get some religion in there and you have a very good reason to make a guy with a dumb hat past tense

i'm sorry that happened to you though. at least you two had each other... in a world like that, that's all you need, right?

there's some elf kids i travel with, they're twins too. they've helped me through some of my worst times. too bad their dad is a jackass too

i appreciate the offer, believe me. ♥ i'm not the fancy mage type but if you need something stabbed, launched, or otherwise obliterated through physical means, i'm your rolanberry!
amal vasiya, far-away dancer of dubious origins, seasoned adventurer and god-puncher at your service

[restinglichface]

got it in one
my bro bro and i managed all on our own and im willing to bet we are hella better off without all of that elven bullshit in our lives
no hiding out among the trees and living off the earth or whatever the fuck they do

no shit? guess chaotic elf twins w shitty parents just flock to you huh
must be fate

stabbed launched or otherwise obliterated? hey now my guy, ur gonna make a girl blush
the names lup. evocation queen, lich of your dreams, and total icon
the pleasures all yours natch

[thavnairian]

being secretive jerks for no reason and making shit up to discriminate about so they feel superior? sounds like elves everywhere
nothing wrong with living off nature but... there's a limit

hey if i can rehabilitate them with adventure and good ol' ass kicking then so be it. it's good to get out once in a while!

i'm glad my words are sweet music to your ears~
the pleasure is most certainly mine!
i love a lady who knows her way around a battlefield
or a fireball
or all of the above
is 'lich' just a fancy name for a spooky ghost?

ommmgg so sorry for the delay

[restinglichface]

im partial to a good ol ass kicking myself ;)

got it in one handsome
spooky ghost is a lil on the nose but it fits
im ur new undead bestie

...at least i think im still undead? maybe its just dead dead at this point
kinda still figuring this place out

it's ok i just took longer

[thavnairian]

giving or receiving?

[AMAL]

delightful
i've never had an undead bestie before!

if you're walking and talking otherwise doing alive-person things i feel like it's near enough to qualify. i'm not sure, though, never died myself. got close though!

maybe it went away with the rest of your powers? when i got here, i couldn't do damn near anything i could do at home except shake my ass, which of course i put to use but it isn't as impressive as slapping around gods