restinglichface: DNT ([grin] The legend of my hotness)
lup πŸ”₯ ([personal profile] restinglichface) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2022-03-20 10:12 pm
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[text] un: restinglichface

WHO: lup and you
WHERE: network
WHEN: 3/20, evening
WHAT: arrival
WARNINGS: lup!!! she's a warning all on her own

[You'd think for a woman who has already died twenty-plus times before, Lup would be a little more prepared for death. But none of this is at all what she expected.]

soooo hells got some p sick nationwide coverage or what
ngl i kinda expected to be given shitty dial up
who knew wed get a whole family plan for the dead instead
thavnairian: (β˜€ from the colors of my heart)

text; un: riftdancer

[personal profile] thavnairian 2022-03-21 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
is my tomestone haunted?

do i have to pay an extra charge because of really really really long distance?
thavnairian: (🌊 absolute gremlin.)

[personal profile] thavnairian 2022-03-21 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
i actually haven't, but now i'm worried because i kind of like pink

that's fine, connect me to my grandma so i can find out where my dad went and why my mom left me on the side of the road

i could use some target practice
thavnairian: (🌊 looking away.)

[personal profile] thavnairian 2022-03-23 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
wow this is bull shite. people live like this????

[HAHA. He can appreciate Lup's attitude.]

that's great, i'd tell you if i knew
my world really hates the in-betweens.
no signs saying "no half-elezen allowed" but they said it to my face often enough
i could probably find my mother if i went home and asked, but i'm more in the business of punching racists than connecting with them
plus going home is a bit of an impossibility for several reasons, namely my ass being stuck here for the past nine moons

all that said i'm always free for a deserved beatdown, no need to return the favor

thavnairian: (🌊 i gotta get out)

[personal profile] thavnairian 2022-03-23 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
why am i not surprised? not the first time i've heard of elves being assholes. get some religion in there and you have a very good reason to make a guy with a dumb hat past tense

i'm sorry that happened to you though. at least you two had each other... in a world like that, that's all you need, right?

there's some elf kids i travel with, they're twins too. they've helped me through some of my worst times. too bad their dad is a jackass too

i appreciate the offer, believe me. β™₯ i'm not the fancy mage type but if you need something stabbed, launched, or otherwise obliterated through physical means, i'm your rolanberry!
amal vasiya, far-away dancer of dubious origins, seasoned adventurer and god-puncher at your service
thavnairian: (β˜€ sunnily.)

[personal profile] thavnairian 2022-03-29 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
being secretive jerks for no reason and making shit up to discriminate about so they feel superior? sounds like elves everywhere
nothing wrong with living off nature but... there's a limit

hey if i can rehabilitate them with adventure and good ol' ass kicking then so be it. it's good to get out once in a while!

i'm glad my words are sweet music to your ears~
the pleasure is most certainly mine!
i love a lady who knows her way around a battlefield
or a fireball
or all of the above
is 'lich' just a fancy name for a spooky ghost?
thavnairian: (🌊 how can i laugh at a time like this)

it's ok i just took longer

[personal profile] thavnairian 2022-04-25 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
giving or receiving?

[AMAL]

delightful
i've never had an undead bestie before!

if you're walking and talking otherwise doing alive-person things i feel like it's near enough to qualify. i'm not sure, though, never died myself. got close though!

maybe it went away with the rest of your powers? when i got here, i couldn't do damn near anything i could do at home except shake my ass, which of course i put to use but it isn't as impressive as slapping around gods
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[personal profile] nonmagical 2022-03-21 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
You died?

[She’d be more shocked if she hasn’t met other dead people already.]

This isn’t hell, it’s a city called Kaisou.