lup π₯ (
restinglichface) wrote in
kaisou2022-03-20 10:12 pm
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[text] un: restinglichface
WHO: lup and you
WHERE: network
WHEN: 3/20, evening
WHAT: arrival
WARNINGS: lup!!! she's a warning all on her own
[You'd think for a woman who has already died twenty-plus times before, Lup would be a little more prepared for death. But none of this is at all what she expected.]
soooo hells got some p sick nationwide coverage or what
ngl i kinda expected to be given shitty dial up
who knew wed get a whole family plan for the dead instead
WHERE: network
WHEN: 3/20, evening
WHAT: arrival
WARNINGS: lup!!! she's a warning all on her own
[You'd think for a woman who has already died twenty-plus times before, Lup would be a little more prepared for death. But none of this is at all what she expected.]
soooo hells got some p sick nationwide coverage or what
ngl i kinda expected to be given shitty dial up
who knew wed get a whole family plan for the dead instead

text; un: riftdancer
do i have to pay an extra charge because of really really really long distance?
un: restinglichface
this is just like that only its the ~haunted~ tax
the dead gotta dish out extra or youll just keep connecting to that shitty homophobic grandma you hate
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that's fine, connect me to my grandma so i can find out where my dad went and why my mom left me on the side of the road
i could use some target practice
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now slow your roll thug
if we are going hunting for shitty parents i want IN
maybe you take a crack at mine and me with yours?
we could have some real fun there
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[HAHA. He can appreciate Lup's attitude.]
that's great, i'd tell you if i knew
my world really hates the in-betweens.
no signs saying "no half-elezen allowed" but they said it to my face often enough
i could probably find my mother if i went home and asked, but i'm more in the business of punching racists than connecting with them
plus going home is a bit of an impossibility for several reasons, namely my ass being stuck here for the past nine moons
all that said i'm always free for a deserved beatdown, no need to return the favor
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well shit son
let me tell you from personal experience that being a full blood elf isnt good enough for elves either
our parents kicked us to the curb when we were babies
all of our aunts and uncles tried to take us in but yknow
it was probably that """"elf twins are unlucky"""" bullshit
so we flipped em all off and went our own way
elves are the capital w Worst
still sucks u went thru that shit
trust me
any of your shitty fam roll on up in here and ill be happy to set em on fire just for you <3
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i'm sorry that happened to you though. at least you two had each other... in a world like that, that's all you need, right?
there's some elf kids i travel with, they're twins too. they've helped me through some of my worst times. too bad their dad is a jackass too
i appreciate the offer, believe me. β₯ i'm not the fancy mage type but if you need something stabbed, launched, or otherwise obliterated through physical means, i'm your rolanberry!
amal vasiya, far-away dancer of dubious origins, seasoned adventurer and god-puncher at your service
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my bro bro and i managed all on our own and im willing to bet we are hella better off without all of that elven bullshit in our lives
no hiding out among the trees and living off the earth or whatever the fuck they do
no shit? guess chaotic elf twins w shitty parents just flock to you huh
must be fate
stabbed launched or otherwise obliterated? hey now my guy, ur gonna make a girl blush
the names lup. evocation queen, lich of your dreams, and total icon
the pleasures all yours natch
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nothing wrong with living off nature but... there's a limit
hey if i can rehabilitate them with adventure and good ol' ass kicking then so be it. it's good to get out once in a while!
i'm glad my words are sweet music to your ears~
the pleasure is most certainly mine!
i love a lady who knows her way around a battlefield
or a fireball
or all of the above
is 'lich' just a fancy name for a spooky ghost?
ommmgg so sorry for the delay
got it in one handsome
spooky ghost is a lil on the nose but it fits
im ur new undead bestie
...at least i think im still undead? maybe its just dead dead at this point
kinda still figuring this place out
it's ok i just took longer
[AMAL]
delightful
i've never had an undead bestie before!
if you're walking and talking otherwise doing alive-person things i feel like it's near enough to qualify. i'm not sure, though, never died myself. got close though!
maybe it went away with the rest of your powers? when i got here, i couldn't do damn near anything i could do at home except shake my ass, which of course i put to use but it isn't as impressive as slapping around gods
Text, un: Mariposa
[Sheβd be more shocked if she hasnβt met other dead people already.]
This isnβt hell, itβs a city called Kaisou.
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talk about a twist.]
so you ARENT dead?
i guess i kinda just assumed but like
what the fuck do you mean
i died for real this time why the fuck would i be in some rando city