UN: Zodiac | Midmonth Post

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of April. Most of the Libra app users are still on Tom Nook's island, making themselves pretty comfortable as they hide out. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]



Knuckles has joined the app. Say hi everyone!



[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

This is an automated message.

I'm not dead, I'm just on vacation while you lot are busy being that raccoon's problem. If you need anything, contact him not me. You better believe I'm not checking my work email until my PTO is up.

Bye.




This post is sponsored by Crow's Nest. Come on down to the Crow's Nest for a mouthful of happiness!

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs! ]

Comments

Text | UN: makeitaventi

[venti_late]

[...He can make this funny.]

He's definitely dead.

UN: hikari-vi | Text

[whiteshroud]

Extremely dead.

RIP.

un: yiling

[conseqweinces]

sometimes i can still hear his voice :(

text: UN: hotgoss

[bebest]

RIP Jarry. We will totes miss you.

text | UN: Thorn

[poisontippedcure]

And he better stay that way, I’m not bringing him back.

un: laluna | text

[crisantemo]

so very dead

and his ghost still hates us

video | un: lastlullaby

[end_singer]

As an expert on this sort of thing, it is the only reasonable conclusion to draw.

[He's definitely joking.]

video | un: lastlullaby

[end_singer]

Ah, good to see he is taking a vacation too. Rest is important, after all.

...But does this Crow's Nest actually serve happiness? I was not aware it was an edible substance.

[He might be joking about that last bit. But then again, he might be completely serious. It's incredibly hard to tell.]

video: un: TheDuke

[loupmorque]

[ ...this guy reminds him of a really big, really overgrown hilichurl. Megachurl? heavens. but it talks, so... ]

While I'm not sure about crow's nests, during one of my internet rabbit holes I did find out about a thing called 'Bird's Nest Soup'.

...It's pretty gross, given the birds who make these nests make them out of mucus and then people eat them...

'Happiness' doesn't sound like how I'd describe it.

[scholarlywarden]

[do you have any idea how tempting it is to make a carrot of happiness joke--]

Maybe not happiness itself, but certainly foods can make people happy.

text | UN: Thorn

[poisontippedcure]

An actual vacation sounds lovely.

The island is nice, but I’m tired of fruit.

text

[thewarriorqueen]

Maybe there's some kind of magical doordash that would deliver there?

Text: un: bar_cat75

[wiseoldbartender]

Whatever weirdo parasocial bullshit you people have got with that poor fucking Zodiac worker aside. I need you people to tell me if you see the fucking rabbit in this picture or not:

[Husk attaches a picture. It's just a spot on the island, not far from the disaster zone that is Camp 10. Unless you're Jinwoo, Ragna or someone nearby Varian currently, you do not see a rabbit. At all. There is no rabbit. ]

I know for a fucking FACT me and Jinwoo can see it. I wanna work out why because its making my life a fucking nightmare and I can't get drunk enough on this shithole island to make it less miserable right now. I wanna make it STOP.

un: ecraig

[fiddlestick]

[A long pause]

Um... Is this supposed to be one of those Magic Eye pictures that kids look at, where the rabbit's hard to find?

text: un: arise.

[lowestclass]

He absolutely exists guys and he keeps offering me terrible clothes in exchange for some of the horrible eggs that plague every moment of my material gathering...

text | un: laluna

[crisantemo]

its not showing up in pictures either

[ They have probably had the rabbit conversation numerous times already. So many times. ]

if you and jinwoo can see it, i trust you guys when you both say its there

but maybe your campsite is just extra cursed

text | UN: Zoltraak

[beyondtheend]

It’s not fair.

I want to see the rabbit too.

un: ragna

[centralfiction]

I'd call bullshit on you if I didn't start seeing the stupid thing last week.

UN: makeitaventi

[venti_late]

I don't see a rabbit anywhere. Sounds like you're being haunted by the Ghost of Easter Future or something, Mr. Scrooge.

text | un: chaosraccoon

[actnormal]

Yeah, I can see it.

[He is lying through his fucking little raccoon teeth.]

text; un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

You too? Dorian’s been telling me he’s been seeing a rabbit but every time I look there’s nothing there.

[And he looked through Eagle Vision!]

Are you all certain there’s nothing in the eggs that’s causing this?

voice; un: pigeon

[cockade]

Wait, I'm not the only one seeing this damned rabbit around the island?!

[Hi, Husk. Arno lives in the house with Varian and he's going to go MAD at this rate over this fucking bunny. Varian can't see it, but everyone else can in the house. It's INSANE.]

Video

[ampersand_me]

Did everyone want a nice closeup of a very clearly not human face staring far too close to the screen? No? Well, Knuckles was delivering anyway.

"Oh, that is me."

un: kesitakame

[hoshikiri]

[Oh dear, this is familiar.]

When someone new gains access to the Libra app, their image is shown during the month they arrive.

[...]

You needn't have your phone so close to your face. It can be further back as mine is. [He gestures to himself.]

text; un: midnightfishing

[illucesco]

more like “come down to the crow’s nest if you want to get jumpscared.”

[actnormal]

Just because your past life did...

voice

[scholarlywarden]

I'm glad they do actually honor that for you.

[what is PTO when you're a young doctor, lol.]

....In other news, can anyone tell me if there's a way to determine what non-magic affiliated people will see when they look at you? I would like to know how much I should be dreading my next shift.

[you will all notice that the camera is very much not on.]

un: kesitakame

[hoshikiri]

To my knowledge, they seem to believe my appearance to be either headwear or... "cosplay"? I believe is the word they used.

[... Uh oh.]

Are you alright?