UN: Zodiac | Midmonth Post

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of April. Most of the Libra app users are still on Tom Nook's island, making themselves pretty comfortable as they hide out. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]



Knuckles has joined the app. Say hi everyone!



[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

This is an automated message.

I'm not dead, I'm just on vacation while you lot are busy being that raccoon's problem. If you need anything, contact him not me. You better believe I'm not checking my work email until my PTO is up.

Bye.




This post is sponsored by Crow's Nest. Come on down to the Crow's Nest for a mouthful of happiness!

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs! ]

Comments

Text | UN: makeitaventi

[venti_late]

[...He can make this funny.]

He's definitely dead.

UN: hikari-vi | Text

[whiteshroud]

Extremely dead.

RIP.

un: yiling

[conseqweinces]

sometimes i can still hear his voice :(

video | un: lastlullaby

[end_singer]

Ah, good to see he is taking a vacation too. Rest is important, after all.

...But does this Crow's Nest actually serve happiness? I was not aware it was an edible substance.

[He might be joking about that last bit. But then again, he might be completely serious. It's incredibly hard to tell.]

[venti_late]

May angels sing him to his rest.

Or whatever his denomination's last rites would be.

text: UN: hotgoss

[bebest]

RIP Jarry. We will totes miss you.

text | UN: Thorn

[poisontippedcure]

And he better stay that way, I’m not bringing him back.

un: laluna | text

[crisantemo]

so very dead

and his ghost still hates us

text | UN: Thorn

[poisontippedcure]

An actual vacation sounds lovely.

The island is nice, but I’m tired of fruit.

[whiteshroud]

Believe me, you don't want angels anywhere near your body.

Also there's no way that guy worships a god.

video | un: lastlullaby

[end_singer]

As an expert on this sort of thing, it is the only reasonable conclusion to draw.

[He's definitely joking.]

[venti_late]

My Heart Will Go On (Recorder Version).mp3

[venti_late]

He will be missed even as he continues to hate us in Heaven.

-> voice for the bit

[conseqweinces]

[Insert the most dramatic and emotional (off-key and over the top) flute rendition of My Heart Will Go On on the Nuggie Stealing Flute, Chenqing.]

[venti_late]

Oh, man, he'd be so mad to come back to life and deal with us again after not being his problem for a short amount of time.

[venti_late]

Dear departed Jarry will hate us, but our love is eternal for our emotional support grumpy and severely underpaid social media worker.

Text: un: bar_cat75

[wiseoldbartender]

Whatever weirdo parasocial bullshit you people have got with that poor fucking Zodiac worker aside. I need you people to tell me if you see the fucking rabbit in this picture or not:

[Husk attaches a picture. It's just a spot on the island, not far from the disaster zone that is Camp 10. Unless you're Jinwoo, Ragna or someone nearby Varian currently, you do not see a rabbit. At all. There is no rabbit. ]

I know for a fucking FACT me and Jinwoo can see it. I wanna work out why because its making my life a fucking nightmare and I can't get drunk enough on this shithole island to make it less miserable right now. I wanna make it STOP.

Video

[ampersand_me]

Did everyone want a nice closeup of a very clearly not human face staring far too close to the screen? No? Well, Knuckles was delivering anyway.

"Oh, that is me."

[venti_late]

May he find ways to spitefully inconvenience us while in the afterlife!

un: ecraig

[fiddlestick]

[A long pause]

Um... Is this supposed to be one of those Magic Eye pictures that kids look at, where the rabbit's hard to find?

[venti_late]

Hmmm, I get the feeling that you're hinting at something nightmarish so I will make the wise decision to not ask for further details that I will absolutely regret asking within five seconds!

[Source: many worlds he's heard of, including his own, are actual nightmares. Thus, this time, Venti will spare himself. This time.]

You're so right, though. It'd be pretty ironic if he did.

text: un: arise.

[lowestclass]

He absolutely exists guys and he keeps offering me terrible clothes in exchange for some of the horrible eggs that plague every moment of my material gathering...

text | un: laluna

[crisantemo]

its not showing up in pictures either

[ They have probably had the rabbit conversation numerous times already. So many times. ]

if you and jinwoo can see it, i trust you guys when you both say its there

but maybe your campsite is just extra cursed

text | un: laluna

[crisantemo]

okay but

at least its adding some colour to your wardrobe

text | UN: Zoltraak

[beyondtheend]

It’s not fair.

I want to see the rabbit too.