UN Zodiac | April Showers Bring...

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WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The winds of March die down as we step into April, leaving a pleasant spring evening. The spirit vein's colors change to shades of orange and and yellow to represent the earth element. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]


Wei Wuxian has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Kohga, G'raha, Choso, and Ruby have left the app.

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Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

Happy April everyone! We at Zodiac would like to thank everyone for assisting us with the Fae. According to our reports, the Fae Court have finally moved on and will hopefully be gone for the forseeable future. Unfortunately, we still haven't found a good countermeasure for Fae curses, so if you were unfortunate to be cursed by them during their visit, we offer our condolence but also want to tell you that it'll be okay! Lots of people have been cursed by the Fae and have gone on to lead lives.

However, we understand at Zodiac that this year has been quite a lot for many folks. So we're happy to say we're currently in talks with a business partner about a vacation trip for everyone! We can't release the details yet as some things be finalized, but look forward for a chance for your own spring break and chance to get away from it all! 😎

That's all for now! We'll leave you off with our icebreaker question.




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Comments

text; un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

You know, it occurs to me, the lad might run into a situation where he might run up against more than one person.

Want some help?

[drewthetower]

fuck you

[jackdawvision]

How else will you learn, mate?

BTW: you also need to learn not to rely on flying so much. That I can teach you.

[drewthetower]

let's not and say we did

if I'm doing this

I need baby steps

[jackdawvision]

August, I learned how to move like this on a ship, sometimes in the middle of a storm.

Compared to that, an obstacle course is baby steps.

[drewthetower]

and the most physical activity I get in a day is going up and down the stairs in my house

an obstacle course is not baby steps

[jackdawvision]

All right, we’ll change that! You have free time on Saturday, yes? Meet me at the park at 6 in the morning, we’ll start you off with those baby steps you keep talking about.

I think you call it “track and field” these days?

[drewthetower]

I have free time on Saturday because my boyfriend made me take a day off

and track and field is too much

this is not a joke

[jackdawvision]

Just running in a straight line from one point to the other is too much for you? My god.

Hey, August’s boyfriend, if you’re reading this, I need to borrow your man on Saturdays for an hour. Nothing untoward, just running in a straight line. I’ll even buy him and you breakfast.

[drewthetower]

I don't run anywhere so yeah

and sorry not happening. Saturdays are sacred

[jackdawvision]

It does look as though you’ll be having another day opening up soon enough, if Waver’s message is any indication.

Don’t think you can escape me easily, mate. And look, if it helps, I do mean it about buying breakfast for you.

[drewthetower]

lemme get to a point where I feel like I can handle whatever the hell a pirate captain can throw at me first

[kowase]

Having him train against the same target over and over again will get him too used to one fighting style and he'll get complacent.

Having someone with a completely different fighting style to my own would be a boon.
You ought come along.

[jackdawvision]

Of course I’ll come along, I haven’t been in a good brawl in too long! Anyway, it’ll be good for him to learn how to counter different fighting styles. Probably even in the same fight.

Don’t worry, August, I’ll leave the guns at home. [But he’ll be bringing the swords and the hidden blades.]

[kowase]

I am curious to see what sort of fighting prowess you have.

Once August has inevitably exhausted himself, perhaps it will be me who gives you a 'good brawl.'

[jackdawvision]

I learned how to throw a punch in a Bristol tavern, but how to fight with two swords was Blackbeard and Hornigold.

So don’t hold back on my account. I can handle it.

[He’s gonna get his ass kicked all over the place.]