UN Zodiac | April Showers Bring...

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The winds of March die down as we step into April, leaving a pleasant spring evening. The spirit vein's colors change to shades of orange and and yellow to represent the earth element. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]


Wei Wuxian has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Kohga, G'raha, Choso, and Ruby have left the app.

[The post then continues on.]

Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

Happy April everyone! We at Zodiac would like to thank everyone for assisting us with the Fae. According to our reports, the Fae Court have finally moved on and will hopefully be gone for the forseeable future. Unfortunately, we still haven't found a good countermeasure for Fae curses, so if you were unfortunate to be cursed by them during their visit, we offer our condolence but also want to tell you that it'll be okay! Lots of people have been cursed by the Fae and have gone on to lead lives.

However, we understand at Zodiac that this year has been quite a lot for many folks. So we're happy to say we're currently in talks with a business partner about a vacation trip for everyone! We can't release the details yet as some things be finalized, but look forward for a chance for your own spring break and chance to get away from it all! 😎

That's all for now! We'll leave you off with our icebreaker question.




This post is sponsored by Songerein Bedding! You'll enjoy amazing dreams with our comforter set.

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.

OOC Note: If you haven't responded to AC, you still have until 11:59am EST today to do so! Once you do, you'll be removed from this post. ]

Comments

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

Yeah, fuck it, why not. I can use either a vacation, a stiff drink, or both.

video | un: lastlullaby

[end_singer]

I should certainly hope they went on to lead lives. Dealing with the fair folk would be an unfortunate last experience.

voice | un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

That feels like the most corporate speak to ever be spoken, saying they went on to "lead lives".

text | un: chaosraccoon

[actnormal]

So are the people who do the posts different? (•_•)? This feels a lot more like the one that I saw when I first joined that app.

[end_singer]

They do seem to enjoy speaking in vagueries, aye. Not deceitful, but only in that it is empty of meaning.

Nonetheless, some time spent away willingly may do many of our number some good. Much has happened in the short months since the year's beginning.

[drewthetower]

God will it do us all some fucking good. Anything that isn't more of last month.

Text | UN: lunae

[heng_like_a_dragon]

Don't come over.

[Sure hope Caleb has missed the Dan Heng Texts^TM!]

[actnormal]

?????

Why not?

[Also too late, he has plans and these plans are "dropping off food at various people's houses".]

UN: hikari-vi | Text

[whiteshroud]

I like Lilies, Easter lilies if I had to pick one in particular.

I wonder what this vacation will be like. I wouldn't mind visiting a hot spring.

1/3

[heng_like_a_dragon]

...

2/3

[heng_like_a_dragon]

[lunae is typing...

Pause.

lunae is typing...

Longer pause.

lunae is typing...

Five minutes of pausing.]

3/3 Private!

[heng_like_a_dragon]

Blade startled me. I have rabbit ears.

Don't come over until they're gone.

private forever

[actnormal]

Dan Heng I have a raccoon tail I can't get rid of.

[heng_like_a_dragon]

Hm. You might get along with Larch. He was also cursed to be a raccoon.

Regardless.

No.

[actnormal]

Who's Larch?

And it's kind of already too late, I have food I'm bringing over.

[heng_like_a_dragon]

Sorry. His real name is Varian.

...

Alright. Just. Don't say anything.

[actnormal]

I won't, I promise. (♡≧ 𓎺 ≦)=ъ ♡

I know Blade doesn't have any food allergies but do you?

[Or anyone else you're living with he probably doesn't know about that part yet.]

[heng_like_a_dragon]

I have a mild sesame allergy. It's not life-threatening, but it can be uncomfortable.

Jing Yuan has not mentioned any food allergies to me, but we can check with him to make sure.

[actnormal]

Sesame?? Ouch.

Oh is he visiting? That will make delivering his food easier.

[heng_like_a_dragon]

Growing up with it was a challenge when we went out to eat, but it was simple enough to accommodate at home.

He lives with us.

[actnormal]

Oh is everything okay? Or is this a rent sucks situation?

[heng_like_a_dragon]

There are several reasons, but Jing Yuan has an 11' tall steel lion. Most apartments aren't equipped for that.

Most houses aren't, either, but I at least have some knowledge of how to help Snowmoon the Solgaleo be comfortable.

[actnormal]

Who the whatnow?

[heng_like_a_dragon]

[Dan Heng sends a picture of Snowmoon. From his perspective.]

Giant steel lion.

Walks are a challenge. We have to play with Snowmoon in Kanto to avoid structural damage.

[actnormal]

Σ(°Д°；≡；°д°)

Is that a Pokemon?! I thought they were small and cute!!