UN Zodiac | April Showers Bring...

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WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The winds of March die down as we step into April, leaving a pleasant spring evening. The spirit vein's colors change to shades of orange and and yellow to represent the earth element. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]


Wei Wuxian has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Kohga, G'raha, Choso, and Ruby have left the app.

[The post then continues on.]

Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

Happy April everyone! We at Zodiac would like to thank everyone for assisting us with the Fae. According to our reports, the Fae Court have finally moved on and will hopefully be gone for the forseeable future. Unfortunately, we still haven't found a good countermeasure for Fae curses, so if you were unfortunate to be cursed by them during their visit, we offer our condolence but also want to tell you that it'll be okay! Lots of people have been cursed by the Fae and have gone on to lead lives.

However, we understand at Zodiac that this year has been quite a lot for many folks. So we're happy to say we're currently in talks with a business partner about a vacation trip for everyone! We can't release the details yet as some things be finalized, but look forward for a chance for your own spring break and chance to get away from it all! 😎

That's all for now! We'll leave you off with our icebreaker question.




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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.

OOC Note: If you haven't responded to AC, you still have until 11:59am EST today to do so! Once you do, you'll be removed from this post. ]

Comments

un: ragna

[centralfiction]

RTELLKLK THRRDM TRTPO ASTY OPOIUT

[That mash of unreadable text is followed by the sound of a phone hitting the ground and the video turning on to a barely visible white dog. with familiar red and green eyes and tufts of fur that look eerily like a certain grumpus' hair.

He does not look happy.]

FARK.

voice | un: kissmyash

[switchaxe]

[Nope just wild, wheezing laughter.]

[centralfiction]

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[switchaxe]

I didn't say shit, man!

[As he cackles wildly.]

[centralfiction]

You don't NEED to say anything when you're fucking LAUGHING SO LOUD, YOU SHITHEAD.

[switchaxe]

You're a fuckin', what, a Pomeranian? Spitz? This is great.

[centralfiction]

Spitz! Not Pomeranian. And this fucking SUCKS. The stupid ass ears and tail were bad enough and now I'm stuck with this! The fae can stay out cause if they show up again I'm gonna kick someone's ass!

[That's playing the fuck around and find out game, Ragnothy.]

[switchaxe]

Dude, I could pick you up in my mouth as a dog.

UN: makeitaventi

[venti_late]

[Venti gasps in absolute delight.]

You're so adorable, Snowball!!! Aww, my heart is melting.

[centralfiction]

[Oh no this is exactly who he DIDN'T want to see this.]

Do NOT start calling me "Snowball"!

UN: rosula

[naviagate]

[Navia has sparkles in her eyes. ... Well, moreso than usual.]

Aww, Ragna, you're so cute! What a sweet face you have, my goodness!

[centralfiction]

I'm not cute, goddammit!!

[Ragna.]

Wait, that's not even the point!

[thewarriorqueen]

"Are you all right?"

That post of his sure didn't sound entirely all right.

[centralfiction]

I'm a fucking tiny dog, no I'm not alright!

[thewarriorqueen]

"I meant besides that, but yes. Did you get cursed by those fae too?"

She only had ears and a tail and thought that was plenty annoying.

[centralfiction]

No, I just decided I'll become a dog today for shits and giggles. What the hell do you think?

[thewarriorqueen]

"Given the amount of weird crap that seems to keep happening around here? I'm not sure I want to assume anything. One of my friends has been turning into a seal whenever he gets wet since well before those fae showed up."

A beat.

"Do you think you'll change back, or is this gonna be one of those get a kiss from a knight in shining armor to fix it kind of things?"

[centralfiction]

I've had dog ears since November I've never turned into one until now, who else was it gonna be besides the stupid fucking fae?!

[If a dog could cringe, he would be cringing right now at the thought. Do not equate him with a fairy tale he's had enough of being the author's favorite, so to speak.]

God, it better not be. Don't even joke about something like that! I'll find some other way to change back that isn't that.

[thewarriorqueen]

"I'll grant you the fae seem to have been very... busy, this last month."

As her own fuzzy ears and tail could attest to.

"Is there a usual way people who get turned into animals change back around here?" ..... "I can't believe I even need to ask that, though."

video; un: midnightfishing

[illucesco]

[While still catching his breath from his terrible laughing fit:]

Look at it this way. At least this doesn’t happen every time you get wet.

[centralfiction]

[He hates every single one of you equally and fully.]

Yeah, keep fucking laughing and I'll throw a bucket of water on you next time I see you asshole!

[illucesco]

You do that and I’ll lie down on you so you don’t move.

[Seal HEAVY.]

[centralfiction]

Don't you fucking dare.

[HE'S SO SICK OF BEING SAT ON, WAS JANUARY NOT ENOUGH?]

[illucesco]

Then don’t throw water on me, easy.

…you’re very cute as a dog. Like a fluffy and angry cloud.

[centralfiction]

This fluffy and angry cloud is gonna bite you on the ass if you don't shut the hell up! I'm not cute!!

[He says, as the cutest doggo ever wishing he was literally any other kind of larger dog.]