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Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2024-03-31 03:03 pm

UN Zodiac | April Showers Bring...

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The winds of March die down as we step into April, leaving a pleasant spring evening. The spirit vein's colors change to shades of orange and and yellow to represent the earth element. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]

Wei Wuxian
Wei Wuxian has joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Kohga Graha Choso Ruby
Kohga, G'raha, Choso, and Ruby have left the app.


[The post then continues on.]

Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

Happy April everyone! We at Zodiac would like to thank everyone for assisting us with the Fae. According to our reports, the Fae Court have finally moved on and will hopefully be gone for the forseeable future. Unfortunately, we still haven't found a good countermeasure for Fae curses, so if you were unfortunate to be cursed by them during their visit, we offer our condolence but also want to tell you that it'll be okay! Lots of people have been cursed by the Fae and have gone on to lead lives.

However, we understand at Zodiac that this year has been quite a lot for many folks. So we're happy to say we're currently in talks with a business partner about a vacation trip for everyone! We can't release the details yet as some things be finalized, but look forward for a chance for your own spring break and chance to get away from it all! šŸ˜Ž

That's all for now! We'll leave you off with our icebreaker question.




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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.

OOC Note: If you haven't responded to AC, you still have until 11:59am EST today to do so! Once you do, you'll be removed from this post. ]
fionnuisce: (until you hold your hand over the flame)

un: silverrose

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2024-04-01 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
You familiar with the concept of a monkey's paw?

I'd put a fiver on 'the middle of fuck-all nowhere'.
jackdawvision: (oh there's an island where)

[personal profile] jackdawvision 2024-04-01 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
I looked it up just now and all Google tells me is it’s a short story from 1902. Beyond that I’ve no real idea.

There’s quite a lot of ā€œfuck-all nowhereā€ to be found.
fionnuisce: (is shed my tears in front of you)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2024-04-01 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
It's effectively become a figure of speech meaning 'you get a wish granted but with an unfortunate condition attached'.

For example, 'we get a vacation, but we're basically abandoned on the side of the road vaguely near some semblance of a beach'.
prunedworlds: (what's going on?)

[personal profile] prunedworlds 2024-04-01 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds like fun though?
jackdawvision: (what good is living)

[personal profile] jackdawvision 2024-04-01 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I’m more than familiar with that idea, just not the term. I’m guessing the story is about a wish gone awry?

Or ā€œyou go on a cruise ship and end up marooned on a deserted island.ā€ BTW: if you do, make certain there’s no guns or explosives on the island that someone with a grudge might try to hunt you with.