UN Zodiac | April Showers Bring...

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WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The winds of March die down as we step into April, leaving a pleasant spring evening. The spirit vein's colors change to shades of orange and and yellow to represent the earth element. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]


Wei Wuxian has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Kohga, G'raha, Choso, and Ruby have left the app.

[The post then continues on.]

Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

Happy April everyone! We at Zodiac would like to thank everyone for assisting us with the Fae. According to our reports, the Fae Court have finally moved on and will hopefully be gone for the forseeable future. Unfortunately, we still haven't found a good countermeasure for Fae curses, so if you were unfortunate to be cursed by them during their visit, we offer our condolence but also want to tell you that it'll be okay! Lots of people have been cursed by the Fae and have gone on to lead lives.

However, we understand at Zodiac that this year has been quite a lot for many folks. So we're happy to say we're currently in talks with a business partner about a vacation trip for everyone! We can't release the details yet as some things be finalized, but look forward for a chance for your own spring break and chance to get away from it all! 😎

That's all for now! We'll leave you off with our icebreaker question.




This post is sponsored by Songerein Bedding! You'll enjoy amazing dreams with our comforter set.

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.

OOC Note: If you haven't responded to AC, you still have until 11:59am EST today to do so! Once you do, you'll be removed from this post. ]

Comments

[illucesco]

yeah yeah you’re the nicest used car/suspicious home appliance salesman in the city. what kind of coffee do you want?

it’s fine if you’re not. i just need you to tell me if any bugs make the game unplayable.

mm. yeah, sure, or it’ll end up like the fae realm again where everybody was stuck for days with immortal, powerful beings with the morality and problem-solving skills of kindergarteners on their first day at school.

[anyprice]

You left out 'trustworthy'.

I got you, I got you. I'll be down soon.

Also, a large hazelnut coffee with a shot of caramel, a shot of vanilla, an extra shot of chocolate syrup, extra whipped cream, and a dusting of cinnamon on top.~

Also that sounds horrifying. I'll mark myself down as 'hard pass!'

[prunedworlds]

That sounds like fun though?

[whiteshroud]

... Don't tempt fate like that.

[You're going to doom us all Lapis, talking like that]

I like white flowers too, though I like them in most colors. I'm partial to lilies though.

[illucesco]

i would trust you with my life, my game, and my baby otter. i would not trust you with my wallet.

i’ll be at central perk. maybe if you show up the asshole won’t cut in line in front of me again.

why do you order like a sorority girl? fine, i’ll get it for you.

[jackdawvision]

Ah, I’m more than familiar with that idea, just not the term. I’m guessing the story is about a wish gone awry?

Or “you go on a cruise ship and end up marooned on a deserted island.” BTW: if you do, make certain there’s no guns or explosives on the island that someone with a grudge might try to hunt you with.

[jackdawvision]

Another vacation on a ship from the 1720s! But fine, all right. Thirty dollars from me, if a ride on the Jackdaw’s not to your taste.

text; un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

Aye, this one’s much cheerier, but if you ask me, I far prefer the other on. At least whoever they are, they’re more honest.

Also how do you do that little picture thing? 🤔?

[jackdawvision]

Now you and Lapis can try those breakfast menus that stop being served after noon. I’m so glad for you both.

Probably? It might no longer be a British colony, England seems to have lost quite a few of them since my time.

Like the pizza? [Local pirate knows what Hawaiian pizza is but has no idea about Hawaii.]

[actnormal]

I guess.

What, the kaomoji?

[jackdawvision]

Is that what you call the thing that looks like an emoji but isn’t? Yes, that. How’d you do that?

text; un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

If it’s the latter, we ought to be paid for our help at this point.

[crisantemo]

we really should

but zodiac will never pay us

the most we'll get is a chance to relax after we have to like... i dunno wrangle some chickens or something

[jackdawvision]

I bloody well wish it were little more than chicken-wrangling, but given how things have been going for us lately, I daresay that the chickens will be breathing fire and actively trying to kill us.

[heng_like_a_dragon]

That depends on the Pokemon. Send me a photo of them. I can tell you how big they might get.

[actnormal]

On my phone!

[He'll link a guide on how to find the symbols, and also just a site to copy-paste the kaomoji since that's easier most of the time.]

[drewthetower]

mountains would be nice too tbh

[actnormal]

[Image of a Dewott and a Delcatty!

Playing with a catke!

That looks like Dan Heng but ignore that! The picture was cute okay?]

[jackdawvision]

Good lad. ＼(´∀｀●)／ Thanks for the links, I’ll be sure to use them as much as I can.

[oh no what have u unleashed.]

[heng_like_a_dragon]

...

Delcatty, the pink cat, won't get any bigger, so you'll be fine with that one.

The Dewott, the blue otter, however... it might get as tall as 5ft if it evolves into Samurott.

[actnormal]

Ok how do I stop that from happening

[heng_like_a_dragon]

The way it evolves means that it can be startled out of the evolution. Or the Dewott can choose to not evolve at all. They're intelligent enough to make that decision.

However, I think the easiest way to prevent evolution is to get an Everstone and have Dewott hold it, or get a collar with the stone inset into it. Everstones naturally prevent evolution and it's the kinder option.

[actnormal]

Where can I get one?

[heng_like_a_dragon]

They can be found in Kanto primarily. However, we can ask Blade if he has any to spare you from his stock. He's been experimenting with their usage in smithing.

[actnormal]

I'd appreciate it. I don't really want Neptune to get that big.