anyprice: <user name=prepull> (and there's blood all over the ground)
ᴉʞsoʞ odɯɐS ([personal profile] anyprice) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2024-03-17 04:46 am

Two Nights Only - Buy Now

WHO: Sampo, Caelus, Noctis, and Gilgamesh
WHERE: Inside Gil's teapot, mostly.
WHEN: Just after the mid-month zodiac post
WHAT: Sampo having Noct and Caelus come stay over while things in the city aren't so hot. Chaos probably gonna ensue.
WARNINGS: Just general nonsense of four chaos goblins in one house.



[ 'Meet me outside of Poundland' isn't exactly the best sentence to say to ANYONE, and yet it's a sentence Samuel had to use today. Thinking back on it, he really wonders why the owners of this establishment decided on fucking THAT for the name of their store, but.

It did fine for a meeting place--especially given the 'place' he was staying was hidden in plain sight in the shop nextdoor. The shop that, in Undertown, many had wonderings if it was the front of some money laundering group. Which was hilarious.

Sampo can be found waiting--looking enough like "himself" to be recognizable, but with a mix of grey and blue hair instead of his usual ruffled brown.

He'll wiggle his fingers when Caelus and Noct finally approach, before throwing his arms out wide with a bright smile. ]


My friends! You. Uh.

You weren't followed, were you.
illucesco: (and it goes ooooh.)

[personal profile] illucesco 2024-03-30 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, you’re rich, could you buy the cat off him?
throwmoreswords: (when everything)

[personal profile] throwmoreswords 2024-03-30 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
You cannot buy what the other party will not sell, my friend.

[ as he wanders into the room with a bag of chips, a particularly bastardous little smile on his face ]

Which is why you obtain something and then refuse to return it. Possession is most of the law.
throwmoreswords: (we exist just to live)

[personal profile] throwmoreswords 2024-03-30 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
And then Nyannyan will die by Devil Mauling and Mimi will have to stay with me on account of being an orphan. Win win.
illucesco: (calling me outside of the masses)

[personal profile] illucesco 2024-03-30 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
[to the cat:] What do you think, Mimi? You wanna ditch Jing Yuan and hang out with Gil and Sam forever? I’ll feed you treats every day.
throwmoreswords: (a physical kiss is nothing without it)

[personal profile] throwmoreswords 2024-03-30 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Nyannyan takes his fate into his own hand if he impugns Vergil's store.

[ big ol' shrugs, baby ]
illucesco: (our protagonist will drown)

[personal profile] illucesco 2024-03-30 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait wait, a brain cell has been activated.]

—wait, I thought I recognized the guy, wasn’t he the one who took hours to finish a fight in the fae realm?
illucesco: (i had to see with my own two eyes)

[personal profile] illucesco 2024-03-30 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
And then like two other people had to show up to put a stop to it. I remember that—‘cept past me was in charge so it’s fuzzy around the edges.

And I think I was trying to sleep.
illucesco: (i want to go down)

[personal profile] illucesco 2024-03-30 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, so, don’t eat the magic salmon, it does shit to your head.

[Anyway moving past that and talking to Gilgamesh—]

I passed out halfway through that last fight, why the hell were they so determined to keep going?
throwmoreswords: (we learned)

[personal profile] throwmoreswords 2024-03-30 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ this is going to take more potato chisps than Gilgamesh is currently in possession of ]

You ever heard of the Cain instinct?
illucesco: (they drove my tears)

[personal profile] illucesco 2024-03-30 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but usually in Internet memes.
throwmoreswords: (I can feel it in my bones)

[personal profile] throwmoreswords 2024-03-30 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
So when you make the siblings half-Devils and give them 30 years worth of bad blood and lots of weaponry, it apparently awakens things inside of them.

Things like shoving weaponry through your sibling's sternum. Twice.
illucesco: (they drove my tears)

1/2

[personal profile] illucesco 2024-03-30 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
illucesco: (here; streetlights cascade)

2/2

[personal profile] illucesco 2024-03-30 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
…didn’t realize selling antiques could cause family feuds. Jesus.
throwmoreswords: (of diamonds and rings)

[personal profile] throwmoreswords 2024-03-30 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ some people might've put Vergil and Dante's business out there in order to justify their particular brand of madness

but Gil is both loyal and a shitstirrrer, and thus, he gives another polite shrug. ]


You'd be surprised what people are willing to do for a good ugly couch.