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[anyprice]

WHO: Sampo, Caelus, Noctis, and Gilgamesh
WHERE: Inside Gil's teapot, mostly.
WHEN: Just after the mid-month zodiac post
WHAT: Sampo having Noct and Caelus come stay over while things in the city aren't so hot. Chaos probably gonna ensue.
WARNINGS: Just general nonsense of four chaos goblins in one house.



[ 'Meet me outside of Poundland' isn't exactly the best sentence to say to ANYONE, and yet it's a sentence Samuel had to use today. Thinking back on it, he really wonders why the owners of this establishment decided on fucking THAT for the name of their store, but.

It did fine for a meeting place--especially given the 'place' he was staying was hidden in plain sight in the shop nextdoor. The shop that, in Undertown, many had wonderings if it was the front of some money laundering group. Which was hilarious.

Sampo can be found waiting--looking enough like "himself" to be recognizable, but with a mix of grey and blue hair instead of his usual ruffled brown.

He'll wiggle his fingers when Caelus and Noct finally approach, before throwing his arms out wide with a bright smile. ]

My friends! You. Uh.

You weren't followed, were you.

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[anyprice]

Ooh, that's right, that's right!
He summoned Gil to his side and everything!

[illucesco]

And then like two other people had to show up to put a stop to it. I remember that—‘cept past me was in charge so it’s fuzzy around the edges.

And I think I was trying to sleep.

[anyprice]

... IS THAT what happened?!

You were acting totally whacko, that entire time! You said you didn't know me, and kept talking about some KINGLY DUTY, I was getting pretty angry at you.

[illucesco]

Yeah, so, don’t eat the magic salmon, it does shit to your head.

[Anyway moving past that and talking to Gilgamesh—]

I passed out halfway through that last fight, why the hell were they so determined to keep going?

[throwmoreswords]

[ this is going to take more potato chisps than Gilgamesh is currently in possession of ]

You ever heard of the Cain instinct?

[illucesco]

Yeah, but usually in Internet memes.

[throwmoreswords]

So when you make the siblings half-Devils and give them 30 years worth of bad blood and lots of weaponry, it apparently awakens things inside of them.

Things like shoving weaponry through your sibling's sternum. Twice.

1/2

[illucesco]

2/2

[illucesco]

…didn’t realize selling antiques could cause family feuds. Jesus.

[throwmoreswords]

[ some people might've put Vergil and Dante's business out there in order to justify their particular brand of madness

but Gil is both loyal and a shitstirrrer, and thus, he gives another polite shrug. ]

You'd be surprised what people are willing to do for a good ugly couch.