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[ideate]

WHO: Azel and anyone!
WHERE: Network
WHEN: 3/20 in the evening
WHAT: Azel got some weird stuff in the mail so he's trying to give it away.
WARNINGS: Nothing

I got these in the mail on the same day as this app appeared in my device. I'm wondering if they belong to anyone here?

[ The first picture he attaches is a normal 12-pack of Baja Blast. The second picture is, uh, a long furby. A perfectly normal item. ]

I was also wondering if anyone that can reach on this forum happens to come from another place?

[ He's been here A While, but he wasn't hooked up to this network until today. It had been very strange to arrive in a different world altogether, and the people here weren't able to see his halo or wings. Azel mostly kept a low profile and tried to investigate the strange organization that was able to recognize him for who he is. Today seems to be some sort of weird breakthrough. ]

Comments

UN: ZW🌹; Text

[wilder]

Ah yes, the sacred beast. I heard it chooses its owner.

[He's full of shit]

Depends on what you mean by another place. From out of town or farther than that?

UN: Rose

[nefilim]

Nope, it's all yours. Have fun with that absolute nightmare. 🥰

[#helpful.]

And you're gonna need to specify what another place means. We got all sorts here.

[ideate]

[ the what ]

A very far away place that cannot be returned to right now. [ You know what he means. ]

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[featherpen]

Oh! It's so cute!

[He might be the only person in this city who could say that with 10000% genuine sincerity.]

If you can't find who it belongs to and don't want to keep it, I'd gladly take it.

[wilder]

Now now, don't be coy and give vague dramatic answers. That could mean a lot of things.

[ideate]

What kind of all sorts are you referring to?

[ideate]

[ absolutely incredible. the furby. cute?? he supposes there's all sorts here ]

I'll let you know if I can't find the owner. Thanks.

[nefilim]

Y'know, like out of towners. Most of us aren't fully human either.

[No point in being vague about it.]

[featherpen]

Ok! I mean, I hope you do, because I can imagine that was made with a lot of love... It'd be a shame to lose it, but that also means it should go to a good home.

[It's not that deep. And Yet,]

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[bxbxbxbx]

If nobody else wants to claim the Dew and you still don't want it, I could probably take it off your hands.

[No comment on the long boi. Also, she's not from another place, so the other question goes unanswered as well.]

UN: AbsoluteZero

[tyrantrevelio]

[A fellow only recently discovering the app on his phone and browsing it with a great deal of suspicion... until he sees something very, very familiar.]

You got one of those cursed furry things too?

[ideate]

From another world, then.

[ideate]

[ The funny thing is that all Terran races refer to themselves as human, so: ]

Not fully human? Can you elaborate on that?

[nefilim]

[Sir there are bird and fish people amongst those races what - ]

Well, I'm half angel, for example. A friend of mine is an elf, and I'm pretty sure I saw someone with cat ears around here.

There was also the talking horse.

[ideate]

[ Unfortunately, none of those names mean anything to him, because Terran races go by very different names. ]

I see.

And you were all mysteriously brought here without any means of returning?

[nefilim]

[They can be ignorant until they actually meet in person.]

That's right! I'm one of the people who has been here the longest, it's been over a year for me now.

[ideate]

[ You know what? Azel's not going to judge. As long as Rutile's happy. ]

You'd think so? I do wonder why it was sent to me by mistake. It didn't have a return address or anything like that.

[ideate]

[ Over a year, huh. That's a long time. ]

I'm sorry to hear that. It must be quite difficult to be away for such a long time.

[ideate]

[ 'cursed furry thing' sums it up, yeah. But 'too'? ]

I did. Might someone actually be distributing them?

[ideate]

I don't need it, yes. I could send it to your house if you like.

[nefilim]

[Huh that was a... weirdly nice thing for this stranger to say.]

Well, yeah, but I've adapted. Some of the people here are assholes, but living with them hasn't been all bad.

[ideate]

[ Ana you shouldn't be living with assholes... ]

Don't you want to go home, though? And there's no way to do that now?

[ Azel himself has a lot of things he needs to do back home. The more he thinks about it, the more anxious he becomes. ]

[nefilim]

[It's fine she just throws things at him on a daily basis - ]

Of course I want to go home. I want to see my friends again. [She misses her two bffs a lot, she wants to see Lan and Sonali again!!!]

And if there was a way, I would've been out in seconds but there's nothing. Someone has left, but we have no idea how. 😒

[tyrantrevelio]

Don't know. Was just in my apartment when I got home from work.

No one has a key but me and the landlord. They didn't know anything about it and were equally disturbed.

[ideate]

I see...

We'll figure out the solution by working together. That's what I hope. [ He tries to be positive. ]