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[naviagate]

WHO: Navia and y'all!
WHERE: Network
WHEN: ~2/17
WHAT: Someone new has joined the Libra network!
WARNINGS: Should be none, but will update if there are any

[There's yet another new face on the Libra app. The smile she gives the camera is genuinely warm and friendly, and her voice has a light Louisiana accent. She might look familiar to some and unfamiliar to others.]

Hello, there! I'm Navia Desrosiers, private investigator and owner of Desrosiers Detective Agency. It's a pleasure to meet everyone! I've lived here in Kaisou for about three years, maybe a little longer by now, but I'm a little confused as to why this app suddenly downloaded onto my phone, but it seems safe enough? From what I've seen of just scrolling through it, Libra just seems to be a communication app, is that right?

[Navia looks a little perplexed. However, she's taking it remarkably well by seemingly just rolling with it. That said, she suddenly looks a little sheepish.]

Also, uh, is there anyone who's familiar with... unusual weaponry? While I was out shopping for groceries, I found an umbrella that is... different from normal, other than a strong feeling that it's important to me. It's quite solid, possibly something that could be used as a legitimate weapon, and seems to be able to become a firearm. While I'm no stranger to firearms in general, this one is... well, you know, outside the norm.

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[sg09r]

Heard of it, but I hadn’t gone yet. Yeah, I’d love to try them out.

[As for the question:] I’ve seen weaponry in some unusual places, but the weirder weapons I know have usually been magical and in someone else’s hands. [And sometimes being misused in new and terrible ways.] Maybe it called to you because the magic was yours once?

[naviagate]

Then it's a date! They have a Sunday special if you're willing to risk the church crowd.

[That's a theory she didn't consider, but it does make sense given what she's been told about past lives.]

Hm, I didn't consider that... I think you're right, though. It does feel familiar, like an old friend kind of. Still, I'm glad that nobody else picked it up and accidentally hurt themselves with it!

[sg09r]

I wouldn’t worry too much about the church crowd. If I remember right, it’s Lenten season. [Pause.] Unless there’s a fish special on the menu.

[In which case all bets are off.]

…where exactly did you pick up this gun-umbrella, by any chance?

[naviagate]

I don't think they have a fish special, but we won't know until we get there.

[She smiles a little sheepishly.]

Um... funny story, actually! It was... in the fish section. Between the salmon and the tilapia.

[sg09r]

[A beat.]

...it was just right there? [Oh god yeah it's a good thing Navia picked it up because Leon knows all too well just how bad a magical weapon can be in the hands of someone who doesn't know the first thing about magic. Oh boy.] Wonder what's next: Excalibur in the poultry section, maybe?

[naviagate]

Sure was. And I feel like if we joke about that, it might actually become reality at this point.

[A pause.]

... Although, it is kind of funny to imagine it stuck in a frozen turkey.

[sg09r]

I'm not gonna lie, if I found a magic sword stuck in my frozen turkey, I'd be a little annoyed. Can't fit it in my oven, after all.

[He'd also be a little worried about whatever his past life got up to, but from what he remembers of it, Leon S. Kennedy of the DSO didn't have jack-shit to do with magic.]

At this point, I've been around for long enough that I wouldn't put it past reality to have a surprise like that in store. You any good with shooting? I know there's a shooting range in town.