Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 14th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of February. Cupid arrows are still flying through the city, making people explain what's deep in their hearts. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]



Ganymede has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Valvatorez and Cassandra have left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

I got shot with an arrow on my way to work today, so let's make this quick:

I don't like any of you, I don't like doing these updates. Valentine's Day is nothing more than a sham meant to sell stuff and love is dead.

Now for a word from our sponsors.




This post is sponsored by Golden Peacock Jewelers. Show your love this Valentine's day with gold.

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs! ]

Comments

[fiddlestick]

Eheh, that's true enough. And it saved me a ton on wedding costs so, upsides!

[droptheious]

Hah, there IS that. And no having to deal with awkward parties or anything right?

[Varian would avoid a party in any way he could!]

[fiddlestick]

I wouldn't say that. I find parties to be very nice.

And if we do decide to have one, I'm counting on you coming. And mingling.

[NO POKEGO INTROVERT CRAP HERE VARIAN]

[droptheious]

[Ugh no. Varian just stares at this like it's a DEATH SENTENCE.

NO :((( He wants the opposite of this :(((

But he will do anything for Elliot. Elliot is one of the most important people in his life and he wouldn't be half as together in himself as he is today without him. ]

Fine. Because it's you.

What's the level of allowable mingling? Are we judging it by the length of time mingling or the number of people mingled with?

[How can he do this while putting the minimal level of social interaction in? ]

[fiddlestick]

Varian.

Are you implying your social skills have gotten so rusty you are trying to figure out the minimum amount of social interaction you get away with?

[droptheious]

[Oh no this backfired terribly.]

...

Noooooooooo?

Definitely not doing that. Just making it fun for me. Science, you know? Ha ha.

[fiddlestick]

...Right.

[Varian should hear the jaws theme right about now]

You know what, I just had a great idea. I'm going to look into some social groups for you to get involved in. So you know, you get out more.

[droptheious]

[He should be truly afraid. He has made a drastic error.

He doesn't want this, he super doesn't want this. But he's painted himself into a corner and now he's just gonna have to suck it up and deal with it. ]

Oh.

Thanks, Elliot.

I mean, so long as it's not too much trouble? You don't have to put yourself out for me.

[fiddlestick]

Don't worry! It won't be any trouble at all. 🎵

[OMNINOUS]

[droptheious]

[He's so afraid. He's so very afraid. This is how he dies. He's sure of it. ]

Oh. Well. Okay then? Sure. Sounds great.