Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 14th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of February. Cupid arrows are still flying through the city, making people explain what's deep in their hearts. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]



Ganymede has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Valvatorez and Cassandra have left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

I got shot with an arrow on my way to work today, so let's make this quick:

I don't like any of you, I don't like doing these updates. Valentine's Day is nothing more than a sham meant to sell stuff and love is dead.

Now for a word from our sponsors.




This post is sponsored by Golden Peacock Jewelers. Show your love this Valentine's day with gold.

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs! ]

Comments

[lapislazily]

[Zhongli knows he'd deserve it too.]

I don't wish to try that statement...

You deserve the best. I am in a unique position to secure that compared to other people, therefore I will make it happen.

[venti_late]

Hehe!

In that case, I only have one request for the metal.

I'd like it to be copper of some kind. Probably have to be a mix of metals so it doesn't go green.

[lapislazily]

[Zhongli knows what he means, but he can't help a little tease.]

Ah, but copper mixed with other metals is sometimes known as bronze...

[The old men are flirting again.]

[venti_late]

[Oh, Zhongli, it's time for that to get turned back around on you.]

Ah, but if gold is the base, then it becomes the beautifully vibrant and lustrous rose gold, doesn't it? That sounds like the perfect match.

[The old men will never stop flirting.]

[lapislazily]

[Oh they're disgusting. God bless.]

That is true... In that case, I will make it reminiscent of both summer breezes and golden autumns. Would you be opposed to a little green gold as an accent to those golden leaves?

[venti_late]

[They're already blessed on account of being retired gods.]

Ohhh, that sounds beautiful! I wouldn't oppose at all. I trust your eye for art and symbolism, my dear!

[lapislazily]

And I trust yours. [Which is why he hasn't redecorated Venti's house even if it isn't his taste at all.] Please do not let my own proclivities dissuade you from anything you decide to pursue yourself.

[venti_late]

Hehe, we'll see what direction the wind blows, then~