Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 14th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of February. Cupid arrows are still flying through the city, making people explain what's deep in their hearts. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]



Ganymede has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Valvatorez and Cassandra have left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

I got shot with an arrow on my way to work today, so let's make this quick:

I don't like any of you, I don't like doing these updates. Valentine's Day is nothing more than a sham meant to sell stuff and love is dead.

Now for a word from our sponsors.




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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs! ]

Comments

[bebest]

I can work with that. Like, have you met Vergil? Have you spent even five seconds around him? Catering for wallflowers is like, an art form I have got SUPER good at. I can make his introvert Victorian Sensibilities ass feel SO cosy he won't know what hit him.

[fiddlestick]

Haha, I know! You're very used to the type. That's why I trust you to plan the party over anyone else. I got full faith you'll come up with something that won't make Jusis run back to Germany.

[bebest]

I am, I am!! I have been in these trenches, I FEEL you. And no problemo, El. It'll be great and he'll have a little hidey hole and everything. I'll probs have to turf Verg out a couple times but just lemmie know if he's hogging it and I'll spritz him.

[fiddlestick]

... I had no idea dating a Rich guy™️ was like raising a cat.

[bebest]

This is more a Vergil thing than a rich guy thing. Me and Gil are rich too and we know how to, y'know.

Interact with other people in a vaguely normal way. Vergil's just an adorable awkward bean. I working on it.

[fiddlestick]

Yeah but you're a different kind of rich. You're more of a fun eccentric rich. Vergil is a... Bridgerton rich?

Bridgerton minus the steamy scenes, anyway.

text: un: darkslayer

[kowase]

[ five minutes of googling later. ]

un: devilhunter

[advivo]

[ what..........








the actual




fuck?!!?? ]

who are you and what have you done to my brother???????

un: noxxed

[sassery]

i think you mean its fucking BEAUTIFUL
IM SO PROUD OF YOU OLD MAN
brings a gd tear to my eye

[advivo]

kid stop sending your old man memes
its fucking weird when he uses them
we are too old for that shit

[sassery]

ok but

[advivo]

cute
i don't ask for much consider it a favour to your uncle
the one and only favour i'll ever ask

[sassery]

yknow what
im just gonna do a vergil here

[advivo]

[ ✔✔ read. ]

text: UN: hotgoss

[bebest]

I didn't teach him this one, not guilty!! I'm as surprised as you are!

[advivo]

are we sure nero hasnt got his phone????
vergil's never

this isn't normal he doesnt do memes???

[kowase]

You CAN thank Nero for it, as it is he who insists on teaching me these odd things.

Also, as a note:

Gil and Nero are currently laughing so hard that they run the risk of being divorced from life. If such is come to pass, I will be billing Mr. Elliot for their funerals.

[fiddlestick]

...... Welp. Well I hope they don't mind cremations in cardboard boxes, because that's all I got the budget for.

[kowase]

You should have planned ahead if you are going around wielding fatal lines.

[fiddlestick]

Says the guy who apparently hasn't invested in life insurance for his nearest and dearest!

Surely you can afford the premiums, right?

[Listen Elliot is the neurotic kind of guy who got life insurance when he was 18 just in case ok]

[bebest]

God you are SO flunking right, El. This is the life I'm living in. This is what I have to DEAL with.

Think of me, Elliot :(

[fiddlestick]

Haha, please. Like you're not enjoying every minute of it.

[bebest]

Guilty as CHARGED! He wouldn't be him if he wasn't the most awkward duck in the room. It's adorable tbh :)

[fiddlestick]

Hehe, it is pretty entertaining to watch, that's for sure!

I'm happy you found your awkward duck.

[bebest]

SO true!!!

And thanks, EL! I'm glad you found your multiple awkward ducks, too <3