Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 14th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of February. Cupid arrows are still flying through the city, making people explain what's deep in their hearts. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]



Ganymede has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Valvatorez and Cassandra have left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

I got shot with an arrow on my way to work today, so let's make this quick:

I don't like any of you, I don't like doing these updates. Valentine's Day is nothing more than a sham meant to sell stuff and love is dead.

Now for a word from our sponsors.




This post is sponsored by Golden Peacock Jewelers. Show your love this Valentine's day with gold.

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs! ]

Comments

[crisantemo]

yeah i can imagine

well


at least now you won't have to deal with wedding planning stress?

[ At least there's that??? ]

[fiddlestick]

Well that's true! I've played at a lot of weddings, and they always seem so stressful.

[crisantemo]

yea i haven't been many weddings but i've sure heard a lot of stories

though did you guys still want any gifts? i think part of getting married is you get wedding gifts

[fiddlestick]

Um... I don't know? We haven't really discussed it and I'd feel bad taking stuff from people. Maybe you should ask Jusis?

[crisantemo]

i already have an idea of what to get him

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[ Clearly this is what his office needs. A giant light up unicorn. ]

but yeah i'll go ask. though let me know if you think of anything too, it's still worth celebrating despite how. sudden it is.

and i'll keep my eyes open for moogles too, i have to go through their island to get to the forge but it's been safe so far....

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[fiddlestick]

[He clicks on the link and...

....

While normally a joke like this would make him chuckle, it hits different at the suggestion of it being their wedding present. A feeling of dread sinks in as a realization dawns on him.

Oh Christ on the cracker. None of the Black Order team has been socialized for this. ]

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[fiddlestick]

Haha, I think that's a funny gift you should definitely give Jusis at some point! He'd love that in his office! Not quite sure it's wedding gift material though...

[Well, Leon had suggested a gift registry and at first he thought it was unnecessary, but now-]

Tell you what? Give me a few days, and I'll make a gift registry for you guys, okay? Only buy from it if you want though. I don't actually expect anything.

[crisantemo]

[ Lapis, meanwhile, innocently aware of the dread her joke filled him with. There's nothing like realising your co-workers are all feral cats of varying socialization levels. ]

yeah it's usually things for the house, right... or expensive things. or both.

okay, thank you! and of course i'll buy something from it, i'm the one offering to buy something for you guys.

[ And at least Lapis will stick to the registry. ]

[fiddlestick]

[She shall never know.]

Yep! It doesn't HAVE to be expensive, though it tends to get up there in price if it's a close relative. But typical rule of thumb is that it is something that will help the couple in their new life together. It should be thoughtful and something both of them can benefit from.

[ Please take notes for there will be a quiz later ]

It's no problem! I'll let you know when it's ready.