Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 14th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of February. Cupid arrows are still flying through the city, making people explain what's deep in their hearts. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]



Ganymede has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Valvatorez and Cassandra have left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

I got shot with an arrow on my way to work today, so let's make this quick:

I don't like any of you, I don't like doing these updates. Valentine's Day is nothing more than a sham meant to sell stuff and love is dead.

Now for a word from our sponsors.




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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs! ]

Comments

[fiddlestick]

They're these white teddybear looking things with pink wings and pom-poms. They'd be really cute if it weren't for the shotgun weddings.

Uh

Thanks. We're still sorting out what to do, if I'm honest.

[doubledollar]

Oh no. They sound cute. no wonder you opened the door
i wonder if thats part of their trick
they look so inviting and then bam
marriage


and well, as for what to do
i at least hope you got suddenly-married to... someone you like....?

[fiddlestick]

Pretty much. We barely knew what we were signing for until it was too late.

Oh, yeah you don't have to worry! It was to my boyfriends. Both of them even! Somehow.

[doubledollar]

Ohmygodtho. Consider my worries gone. Weird way to get married, but.

idk you can still have a party, right??? just
dont invite the moogles
they dont deserve to be invited after pulling that kind of trick...

[fiddlestick]

Believe me, the moogles aren't invited.
They'll never be invited.

But yeah, Zulius says he'll plan a party of some kind.
Don't know the details yet, but the Vogue staff will be a shoe-in for an invite.

[doubledollar]

I'll make sure to bring you an amazing gift. Oh Maybe we can grow some flowers for the party at the cottage, if you have it after winter...

Thanks for not inviting the moogles.
I'm going to avoid them at all costs, myself.

[ in vain ]

[fiddlestick]

[RIP to your bachelor life Vash]

Hehe, flowers would be wonderful. I always like having flowers around, but with how busy I am I usually have to settle for fake ones.