Alberto "oh no" Scorfano (
prontissimo) wrote in
kaisou2023-09-24 03:45 pm
Entry tags:
video; un: signorvespa
WHO: Alberto, Luca, and the general public!
WHERE: the Libra app, at an auto dealership...?
WHEN: Monday, 25 September, midday
WHAT: Showing off a dream come true...~ 🛵
WARNINGS: none!
[ The camera opens onto a shot of Alberto, wearing a wide smirk and big dark sunglasses, his usual pompadour coiffed with special care. ]
Ciaoooo a tutti! So, important announcement~ I'm sixteen now, so I got my driver's license this morning. Aaaand~!
[ He flips the phone around again, revealing a mint-green Vespa, presumably still in the dealership by the background. Anyone who knows the boys: this is a big deal. ]
We bought a Vespa! Woohooooo!
[ He turns the camera to face Luca smiling ear-to-ear, standing just beside their new Vespa, wearing a motorcycle helmet and waving at the camera. He whoops excitedly with Alberto on cue, both the boys' energy palpable even online. ]
Yeah-hah! Woohooo~! Haha!
[ Alberto flips the phone around to stand beside Luca, putting his free arm around his shoulders, leaning in close so they're both in the shot, both smiling still. ]
Sooo if anyone wants a ride on the coolest Vespa ever, I've got you.
[ Alberto pauses, then shoots the camera a suddenly serious look. ]
Oh, and if you're one of our new teachers at the high school: We definitely did not skip school today to buy our Vespa, because we're both very sick, and there's no way for anybody to prove we're not. Ahem. Ciao~!
[ Aaand ends the feed on that obviously honest note, even giving a little cough for effect. It's the kid's birthday, man... Whatever... ]
WHERE: the Libra app, at an auto dealership...?
WHEN: Monday, 25 September, midday
WHAT: Showing off a dream come true...~ 🛵
WARNINGS: none!
[ The camera opens onto a shot of Alberto, wearing a wide smirk and big dark sunglasses, his usual pompadour coiffed with special care. ]
Ciaoooo a tutti! So, important announcement~ I'm sixteen now, so I got my driver's license this morning. Aaaand~!
[ He flips the phone around again, revealing a mint-green Vespa, presumably still in the dealership by the background. Anyone who knows the boys: this is a big deal. ]
We bought a Vespa! Woohooooo!
[ He turns the camera to face Luca smiling ear-to-ear, standing just beside their new Vespa, wearing a motorcycle helmet and waving at the camera. He whoops excitedly with Alberto on cue, both the boys' energy palpable even online. ]
Yeah-hah! Woohooo~! Haha!
[ Alberto flips the phone around to stand beside Luca, putting his free arm around his shoulders, leaning in close so they're both in the shot, both smiling still. ]
Sooo if anyone wants a ride on the coolest Vespa ever, I've got you.
[ Alberto pauses, then shoots the camera a suddenly serious look. ]
Oh, and if you're one of our new teachers at the high school: We definitely did not skip school today to buy our Vespa, because we're both very sick, and there's no way for anybody to prove we're not. Ahem. Ciao~!
[ Aaand ends the feed on that obviously honest note, even giving a little cough for effect. It's the kid's birthday, man... Whatever... ]

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We should test it out! Where should we go? This is going to be so much faster than taking the bus everywhere!
text | un: kni
[so you can 'skip' school, hmmm]
you picked a nice color.
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but exactly the amount of sickness that's too sick for school but not too sick for this 😬
[ grdjznlfk Alberto can't always be a good influence, he more or less is, but Vash just. didn't do a thorough background check before enlisting his help... ]
isn't it great? It's the perfect color for us! AND It came with a pic nic basket and a blanket for Vespa Pic Nics! 🍇🥖🧀🧺👨🏽🤝👨🏻🛵🌳🌤️
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We're gonna go everywhere! And we're never taking the bus ever again, Luca, hahah! Dai, andiamo~ Ahah~!
[ He claps Luca on the back, keys in hand, and goes about readying their new treasure for her first drive... The moment they drive it off the lot, it will all suddenly feel so real. As he sits down and starts her up, the motor purring much more quietly than Ercole's, he feels giddiness swell in his chest like never before. When Luca sits down behind him, his grin just widens — somehow. He's smiling so much his cheeks hurt. ]
You ready?
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[Sure, bus adventures could be fun, but this is going to be so much faster and better! Holding on tight, Luca gives a nod.]
I'm ready!
voice: un: ♡☮STAMPEDE
Does that mean it's your birthday?
You should have told me in advance--I would have gotten together a birthday gift for you in advance.
--Wait, no, I already have an idea. [ he'll overlook you kids skipping school because of the birthday, but... ]
It's a very beautiful bike. And I really like the color, too.
voice; un: signorvespa
[ Tit for tat? ]
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Just give me a chance to run around and get you a perfect gift. I'm not gonna' settle for anything but the best for one of my favorite buddies.
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[ Doesn't even know when his own birthday party starts gwruihsefjndk ]
And! [ Abrupt unbridled excitement, go. You can hear his face lighting up. ]
You get to go to the beach! I can teach you how to float! And not-drown! Remember?!
[ Ha ha, Vash. Ha ha... Trapped. ]
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[ you can hear it--the metaphorical glass cracking as he tries his best not to sound TERRIFIED at the idea of getting into the water but
its
alberto's birthday
he can't... say no...
time to buckle up his druthers... ]
You'll save me if I sink, right?
[ trapped ]
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[ The genuine delight you can hear in his voice, not just at trying to win points in the sea's favor, but obviously just at the idea of swimming at the beach with Vash, dismissive of his worries but without derision this time — it... does have a certain effect. Kids, man. That charming je ne sais quoi — or non so che... ]
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[ he's gonna remind alberto even if he's 99% sure the kid is just gonna' shrug them off again. kids man, they are FEARLESS, aren't they? especially this kid, it seemed like.
and yet vash is smiling like the sun itself; willing to put himself through what might be torture because... he believed in Alberto.
That's it. that's all there is to it. nothing more. ]
Your faith in me will at least keep me going. Hopefully.
If I start running tho you're not allowed to make fun of me.
[ just get kni to stop him tbh ]
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[ grijsnfkd true friends hunt you down and drag you into doing things you don't want to do, right? ]
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You'd do that, you'd chase me?
I.
I have really long legs you know!
They don't call me the 'Humanoid Typhoon' for nothing!!!
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[ The grin that gets, man — do you see the stars in his eyes? ]
That's amazing, haha. How're you so cool!
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[ it's just that. You know. usually wherever he went, people caused trouble around him--it TOTALLY wasn't his fault?! ]
Anyway, anyway anyway--
It's not really cool; I just wanted to enjoy pizza toast and some sightseeing , you know?