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[droptheious]

WHO: Varian and YOU
WHERE: The network
WHEN: 17th September
WHAT: Varian gets a worem
WARNINGS: Teenage screaming.

[The feed opens to Varian looking VERY distressed, pointing at his head.]

OH MY GOD, the weird worm thing happened to me!!!

[His one teal hairstripe is now own of those worems, it wiggles about with it's wide, unblinking gaze. It does not seem to care the distress its causing the person it's attached to.]

This is NOT something that should happen to someone twice in their lives! At least the last one was a dimensional anomaly and it stopped when I got out of there. Does anyone know how to get rid of it? Other people have HAD this right?

[Sulkily:]

It's bad enough I've got the sundrop power in my hair too, which I absolutely should not have because that thing got thrown into SPACE. Can weird stuff stop happening to my hair please?

Comments

[ornamentals]

that's not some kind of new arm for vash, is it?
he already has plenty.

so, if you do it you'll have to show me the footage.

[droptheious]

Oh no. That's just what it's called. It's this strange chemical compound that binds mechanical pieces together. I've been trying to make a tank.

[Because sometimes you just wanna make a tank!]

If I do this I need you to not put it on the network.

[ornamentals]

did you invent it yourself?
and why a tank?

[why a tank, indeed...]

i promise i won't.
i don't see the appeal in posting things here.

[droptheious]

Nah, it's something that already existed in this world. But I might be able to improve it! And I don't know. Given how much happens here a tank felt...appropriate.

[Not that it can leave Hyrule, but that's just incidental!!]

Don't make promises unless you know you can keep them.

[He has... a thing about promises. ]

But yeah, I know what you mean. I really don't get the social media thing.

[ornamentals]

i guess.
what other things are you working on now?

[better safe than sorry!]

I always keep my promises.

[much to the detriment of humankind :')]

it's unwise [read: dangerous] giving out personal information over a network anyone can read.
especially if you have enemies.

[droptheious]

Oh! I've been working on getting a pirate ship set up with a generator system so it can have power. That's pretty cool!

[He's excited about powering the stupid pirate ship.]

Yeah, I knew someone who used to say that. Right until she didn't.

[Also much to the detriment of...well all of Corona instead. Smaller scale. ]

Right? People say just about ANYTHING on there and it's like, super obvious that they've never had any enemies to watch out for.

[ornamentals]

a real pirate ship?
is it for that one person with the rat cook?

[pirates aren't as cool as cowboys, but a functioning pirate ship in the modern age is pretty neat.]

was she a friend?

[a friend who made a promise they couldn't keep.]

well
at least their stupidity gives me something to read in the morning.

[droptheious]

Yeah, that's it! Edward. It's in the docks, it's really neat. It reminds me of Corona a little.

[Edward is only a century behind him timewise, which is refreshingly close, honestly. The Jackdaw is a nice reminder of a time he's not seen for a while now. ]

She was. Is??? I guess. A princess. She was here for a couple of months. She's gone now. Back there, hopefully.

I guess there is that, normally I just leave them to it. I can't keep track of all the gossip.

[He's not social enough for that nonsense. ]