video: UN: trienemybest

[droptheious]

WHO: Varian and YOU
WHERE: The network
WHEN: 17th September
WHAT: Varian gets a worem
WARNINGS: Teenage screaming.

[The feed opens to Varian looking VERY distressed, pointing at his head.]

OH MY GOD, the weird worm thing happened to me!!!

[His one teal hairstripe is now own of those worems, it wiggles about with it's wide, unblinking gaze. It does not seem to care the distress its causing the person it's attached to.]

This is NOT something that should happen to someone twice in their lives! At least the last one was a dimensional anomaly and it stopped when I got out of there. Does anyone know how to get rid of it? Other people have HAD this right?

[Sulkily:]

It's bad enough I've got the sundrop power in my hair too, which I absolutely should not have because that thing got thrown into SPACE. Can weird stuff stop happening to my hair please?

Comments

[droptheious]

I don't want a little friend! I have enough little friends! I don't want one attached to my head!

[whiteshroud]

Careful, you might upset it.

[droptheious]

I don't care if I upset it!! It's super not welcome!! If it hates it here so much it can leave!

[It wiggles once. Staring with its big, weird empty eyes. ]

[whiteshroud]

And if it decides to take you out with it?

[droptheious]

[There's a considerable pause here.]

...Jun are you insinuating the weird little googly-eyed worm hair could kill me?

[whiteshroud]

If it's actually attached to you... unfortunately. There's many kinds of worms and parasites that can be very dangerous when they attach themselves to humans.

[droptheious]

[:|]

Thanks, Jun. You know exactly the right thing to say to make a guy feel zero anxiety about having something weird happen to his body. You're a deep and endless comfort to me. Whatever would I do without you?

[whiteshroud]

Haha, I'm just looking out for you. Especially now that we share a mentor!

[droptheious]

Uh-huh. So this is a totally altruistic thing?

[whiteshroud]

[HE SHRUGS]

Something like that?

[no.]

[droptheious]

[As the kids would say, X to doubt.]

Right. Thanks for the bleeding heart I guess.