video; UN: dabi

[dabi]

[ Cut image is gonna be to a rather odd looking individual with more--are those tattoos?--than he has normal skin, and apparently just as many piercings.

He's got what looks to be a playful look on his face, but what with the uptick of a sigh he lets loose, there's clear annoyance here. ]

Here I thought I already had all kinds'a social media on my phone. [ the guy's voice is deep, like the bottom of a volcano. ] But this one's new.

Ever hear aboutta thing called Marie Antoinette Syndrome? Where peoples' hair suddenly turn fuckin'. White? Due ot stress or some shit?

I ain't stressed, but turns out it might be real.

Anyway. You can call me Dabi.
Gonna' use this opportunity to announce the opening of my shop, Troublebound.
I do tattooing and body mod shit.
If it's your thing, we can talk. I do good work, just look me up on Insta and Snap.

Look forward to working with ya.

artist of the used art here.

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[dabi]

[ ...hold on, that's a voice he might recognise, if he squints. ]

Hey, kiddo.

Whadda ya mean, 'this stupid thing'. Ain't some new kind of social media thing?
Can't delete it, though.
Whatever.

[switchaxe]

Yeah, no. Magic and shit's real and you're ass deep in it now.

[dabi]

...

You're gonna' have to believe I'm gonna' be skeptical about that sort of thing.

Do I look like some magical girl.

> video

[switchaxe]

[Ash clicks on the video and...those sure are dog ears? And butterfly wings.]

Give it time.

[dabi]

[ give him a minute.

like a whole-ass minute.

first of all he recognises you but.... ]

Those sure are features you sure as fuck did NOT have when I inked you.
Tell me it's just weird cosplay.

[switchaxe]

Man I wish.

[The wings flicker a little.]

[dabi]

...alright, that motion was a little too real to doubt.
Okay, bet.
So.
I woke up with white hair.
When do my elf ears and fairy princess wings come in.

[switchaxe]

Either when you piss off a faerie or the universe decides to fuck you, specifically.

[dabi]

Okay. So, avoid fuckin' around and finding out with faeries.
I could do that.

I'd rather not have butterfly wings if it's all the same.
It'd mess up my image. Big time.

[switchaxe]

How do you think I feel?! At least I can hide 'em but, shit.

[dabi]

Iunno. Maybe you're embracing your new lifestyle, Titania.

Anyway, how's your ink doing? Surprised you didn't come in to add more to your collection.

[switchaxe]

Yeah, kinda hard to do that when work's kickin' my ass. But shit's dying down finally, so I'll be by soon.

[dabi]

Hey, I know how it is.
But I'm my own boss, now, so I can chill a bit.

Look forward to it.

Your name was... Ash, right? I think I remember.

[switchaxe]

Yeah, that's it. See whenever I get a chance.